mechanical engineer 💫 #1 fan of the nyt mini crossword, hozier, and bad reality tv
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linnae 🐀 retweeted
to attack firefighters during the middle of a horrific inferno is just so incredibly low
linnae 🐀 retweeted
Do you have any evidence that this person is incompetent at her profession? The bio also says she's a 22 year vet of the LAFD, and was previously Battalion Chief, Assistant Chief, Deputy Chief, and Chief Deputy. These cheap swipes based on identity traits are getting tiresome
linnae 🐀 retweeted
Why isn’t the Great British baking show in a temperature controlled environment? Why should the cold or hot impact their cooking, they don’t usually cook outside! It’s not fair and you could change it easi.. [i get dragged away by Paul Hollywood’s security]
had a carbon monoxide scare in my apartment this morning and needed firefighters to come to my apartment and help.
a few hours later i hop on The Sims to try and burn off some nervous energy, and my Sim immediately sets his house on fire. i think i need to lie down
linnae 🐀 retweeted
BREAKING: Effective January 20th, I will be BANNING all consumption of Diet Coke in the United States.
It's time to Make America Healthy Again. #MAHA
Who's with me?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This account is satire and impersonating RFK Jr.
Mobile devices don't see parody in the name and many people are taking this seriously so clarification that RFK Jr never proposed a ban on Diet Coke is needed.
x.com/RFKJrHealthSec…
I want to know why Spotify Wrapped didn’t even address audiobooks 🥲 like I feel like that was a pretty big add this year, and they didn’t acknowledge it at all
linnae 🐀 retweeted
*door in my house opens on its own*
me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure
the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
