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Swats24

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I am what I am so damn ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Wikihowing Twitter now. Not all superheroes wear capes, some wear skirts & dresses. #SlurpeeSlut

 Edmonton, Alberta
Joined May 2020
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Every tourist returning from Japan thinking about the conbini.
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I hate that refrigerators now dictate which door I have to close first. Iโ€™m losing more and more freedom every day.
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@luussssoNov 8
Seems wild to think about now but the airline industry used to be the gold standard in modern advertising
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I feel extremely strongly we donโ€™t talk about the name of this Toronto tailor shop enough.
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Thereโ€™s an entire generation of people who have never experienced the emotional roller coaster of burning a CD and having it fail at 98.7%
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A Bluejay visit ๐Ÿฅน
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people are always trying to gaslamp me by using slightly wrong words and phrases
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It is hard okay
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ไธๅฅฝๆ„ๆ€๏ผŒๆ˜ฏๆˆ‘็œ‹้”™ไบ†
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Yes. Calgary was unbelievable this morning too!! The east rising sun on the downtown windows with the still dark west sky behind was breathtaking. So many people on the train bridge and platform were taking photos.
Photo of a sunrise with bright orange clouds on the horizon.

ALT Photo of a sunrise with bright orange clouds on the horizon.

Photo of downtown Calgary with the rising sun reflected red on the windows and the western sky behind them is still dark.

ALT Photo of downtown Calgary with the rising sun reflected red on the windows and the western sky behind them is still dark.

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Tell me moreโ€ฆ
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Is that why they have taken the riger off the packaging cos it is naked ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Yep.
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Pretty in pink at your place! I had thisโ€ฆ
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That injured Batman is Bruised Wayne
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And then just rode to someone elseโ€™s house, lol
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I aspire to do this everyday I work in corporate
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Word of the day: PINGLE - to work in such a useless, unhelpful way such that everyone else actually has to do more work
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Did you rise with the sun?!
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SALARY
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@ExcelHumorNov 5
*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what
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