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Terrifying how similar his mannerisms are to cal the dragon 😭
"On another day we win" James Trafford assesses Leeds' 0-0 draw with Sunderland 🗣️
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Performative bollocks this, just do better
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Celebrations like this are my footballing ick
A moment of individual brilliance from Rayan Cherki to put the game beyond all doubt 🤯
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Not wrong tbf most success I’ve seen is a couple meaningless derby wins in my entire existence
Do Everton fans have it the toughest?
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Are people genuinely stupid how does this have 180k likes 🤣
We literally witnessed corruption in broad daylight and there’s nothing we can do about it
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Mate
This is what the whole football twitter is currently collectively losing their shit over btw. I've never seen propaganda like this before.
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Drew 0-0 to Swansea 🤣🤣fucks he’s on about
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If foden has no fans then I am dead can’t believe how some people talk on him
I always used to call Phil Foden overrated, how he is weird to profile. I stopped calling him that after he almost single handedly led Manchester City to a title in 23/24. But now, I am starting to think maybe he just isn't that good. Maybe 23/24 was just a complete anomaly, and the previous seasons were more his level, a normality. 2 seasons of being lacklustre now. His only truly "elite" seasons were 20/21, and 23/24. The rest? Average, never saw the hype.
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Barry is the worst striker to ever to play for the club I’ll be so real
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Tyler dibling this is your time to shine son
🚨 Jack Grealish suffers suspected stress fracture to foot - concerns injury will see Everton attacker miss months rather than weeks. Prognosis clearer after 30yo sees specialist in coming days to assess problem; major blow for England int’l @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6986263…
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I’d do anything not arsed if he’s washed
EXCL: Everton could be tempted by a shock Romelu Lukaku return. 💣The striker has been offered to PL clubs, with Napoli willing to accept around €15–20m. 👀Aston Villa remain on standby if their Tammy Abraham deal falls through. ⤵️ @Sportsboomcom sportsboom.com/football/tran…
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Barry is an awful awful footballer unfortunately
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Beg we don’t shit ourselves later and give it a go for once
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Not gonna book rogers then ref ?
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This is so cringe ffs
Oh, by the way ! Spence Penitentiary Officially Open on all International Platforms 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔒⚽️
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Why are these cuck commentators not pointing out that clearly wasn’t a penalty
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Rattled over a pre season friendly this is a first
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These can’t be real people 😭
i wanna be friends w them so bad im getting fomo
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Twenty thousand likes
"i asked chapgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked cole palmer and he said "wot?"
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Of course that’s her room
here’s my take on the far right anti immigration lot from the perspective of a feminist
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