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Joined July 2019
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Elon IS who they've been saying Soros is. Kushner IS who they say Hunter is.
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It's very funny how HGSS is filtering so many people. The level curve is just not a problem 90% of players ever encounter because if you play the game like a normal person it just doesn't matter. Stop treating it like a chore to complete and you'll be fine.
The biggest takeaway from the HGSS discussion is that there's a massive disconnect between people who engage in ALL the cheese (prio healing/status removal via Potion/bag item spam, prio +6 stats via X items, etc) and people who correctly believe doing that is skill-less nonsense
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"what was your biggest impact on the internet" I had so many people send this to me because they thought I'd find it funny only for me to have to explain I made it.
"what was your biggest impact on the internet" the team at science saru noticed this tweet 😭😭😭
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Pokemon fans will play a pokemon game in a way it's not meant to be played then will complain about flaws made from their arbitrary rules. Aight Egoraptor; HGSS is a bad game with a bad level curve because you decided to do a Ledian only, No Item Nuzlocke. Makes sense.
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Hasan shocking his dog was relevant for weeks because he denied it. Ethan admitted to cheating the same day it went public. You can mine a denial for endless content. An admission of guilt cannot go far at all. How does Hasan still not understand how this works?
xQc GOES NUCLEAR after HasanAbi calls him out for ignoring Ethan Klein cheating while covering CollarGate😳 "Difference is, u said it's the xyn, the neighbour, Zeus, Thomas Edison, Nicholas Tesla. Admit u ZAPPED it! 1000V to the dog's spine, Mao Zapdog. JUST ADMIT IT FOR ONCE!
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close enough welcome back none pizza left beef
わたしこれ食べに行きました🖐️ 激まず
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sonic adventure dx singlehandedly ruined the public perception of sonic adventure forever
A comparison of Tails' model in 'Sonic Adventure' and the DX re-release.
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When you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
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reminder that literally the only thing the "rooftop Koreans" accomplished was shooting a random Korean guy this and the Killdozer guy are the pinnacle of chud LARPing mythology
New startup idea: Rooftop Koreans as a Service
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What have I done
Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
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Lead us not in to penn station
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Wish I could post more photos from Exxxotica. I will have permission some day. Just not now.
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u really had to have watched it at 8 am in homeroom
I actually just tried to watch a couple of Ethan Klein's most popular videos ever, and they're all simply unwatchable. The most boring shit ever. Absolutely nothing even remotely funny or interesting about them, just pure cringe. Seriously how are people watching this garbage
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the hardest problem in computer science is getting a file from one computer to another
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Does the average zoomer even recognize half of these people?
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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This scene doesn't stand up to 10 seconds of thinking about it
one of the best needle drop from 2020s
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Photoshop is so dog shit. 32GB of ram on my laptop and it still takes like 10 minutes to boot. What the fuck is this software?
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I always forget it was Linda Cardellini in Gravity Falls
The extended version of the live action scene still lives rent free in my head.
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It's kind of fascinating that sometimes people need to simultaneously perform minimal knowledge on a topic and maximal derision for that topic. It just makes people look deranged.
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Be honest am I good at this? Full interviews on YouTube! Tysm @EXXXOTICA
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