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Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2015
THIS SEQUENCE IS KILLING ME???? PAUL RUDD YOU ARE THE MOMENT
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it’s awesome to be alive in the ChatGPTOzempicOnlineGambling era. i always wanted to be stupid, hungry, & poor
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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Not a single flash 😭
Jake Shane arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala
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Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that one canadian ❤️
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The sheer hooting and hollering in my sold out theater when *REDACTED* is mentioned in the dinner scene during “You Can See Everything”…. Will never again be replicated.
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It’s a really fucking good year for movies
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They both look like shit individually and even worse together
Taylor Swift in liquid gold, Travis Kelce in blue. Effortless love, NYC style! ✨
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"It's tough finding friends in Toronto" No you just work remote from the Well and the only event you went to this summer was a Dubai chocolate rave
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how the fuck was anyone supposed to guess this
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Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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Memories-
Posting this picture of @RealGDT and Ryan Gosling on the Cars ride at Disneyland because it's the best thing you'll ever see.
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Iñarritu might have lost the studio 150 million, garnered the rejection of the critics and lost most of his pull in the industry, but today he gained something more important: my approval.
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"not only are your gen AI memes ugly, they are ontologically hollow" - the pope
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who thought of this and why wasn't it me
anne hathaway when anne hathnear walks in
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misinformation when mr. information walks in
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Based Pope
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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