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Attorney. Trademark Junkie. Diehard Mets and Patriots Fan.

Nashville, TN
Joined December 2009
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This team is dead last in the NL East, have had a season from hell, and have made moves in the offseason that would make a normal fanbase never show up. Look at that stadium, and listen to that pop. Best fans in the sport. #LGM
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Tim Callery retweeted
NEW YORK FOREVER WE DID THIS TOGETHER THE CITY'S ALIVE KNICKS IN FIVE
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In honor of National Bobblehead Day repost this for your chance to win a Doc Gooden signed bobblehead! Repost and follow for your chance to win.
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Tim Callery retweeted
I fear America as a nation is genuinely not prepared for a Mets-Phillies division series. South Jersey will be a war zone. Our Interstate Wawa System is at risk of collapse. Our strategic Hoagie and Tanning Oil Reserves will be severely stressed. We may never know peace again.
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My biggest takeaway from the first half is the committee clearly was right that without elite QB play you have no chance at winning it all.
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Wow. Both undefeated teams win. It’s almost like running the table in a power 5 conference means something!!!
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Florida St can lose 75-3 doesn’t change the fact they should have been in the playoff , and the 23 opt outs 12-13 starters would have played
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Dad’s Entire Parenting Strategy Just Ensuring Son Doesn’t Become Yankees Fan bit.ly/43y1fe5
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If it wasn’t obvious enough already, the fact that @TNGOP is pulling this additional BS in an attempt to keep @Justinjpearson and @brotherjones_ out of the house certainly makes it clear it was never actually about a rules violation.
Memphis could lose funding for major projects if Pearson appointed back to seat, commissioner says fox13memphis.com/news/memphi…
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The Onion… but not by much.
Mitch McConnell: ‘Get Your Crying Done Now Because We’re Not Passing Shit’ bit.ly/3lRHbzf
I look forward to hearing the same folks who have been insisting that teachers just can’t be trusted to decide how/what to teach their students now argue that the solution to school shootings is for those same teachers to be armed.
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“Hooray for socialist healthcare schemes! …but also, boo socialist healthcare schemes!” 🤦‍♂️
Today’s Anniversary of Medicare & Medicaid reminds us to reflect on the critical role these programs have played to protect the healthcare of millions of families. To safeguard our future, we must reject Socialist healthcare schemes.
Not wrong. #lgm
And with that, @tcallery (a lifelong Mets fan and recent Vandy Boys convert) is the happiest I’ve seen him in weeks.
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Sometimes it’s worth stepping back and marveling at the absolute lasagna of bizarreness that we’re currently living through.
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2020 24 hours to go I wanna be sedated
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BREAKING: @GovBillLee extends order allowing county mayors to do his job for him.
BREAKING: Gov. Bill Lee issues executive order extending mask mandate authority for county mayors through December 29th. More info to come.
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I envy those two astronauts that got to leave Earth for a while.
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Zoey Bartlet: Kidnapped Again
Former president Bill Clinton and the author James Patterson are writing a second book together, this one about a former U.S. president living in rural New Hampshire whose daughter is kidnapped nyti.ms/3bTqwE0