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Update time while I watch this wild BYU/UCF game
Blaine is 0-2 with USC -3 left
I'm 1-0 with La Tech -13.5 currently in action (up 23-0 in the 4th) and Houston +6.5 later
Mal is 0-1 with Clemson -3 (down 3-0 in the 1st) and Kentucky -10.5
Greg is 1-1 with Ole Miss +3.5
Week Eight promises as much action and confusion as the previous weeks, like it's 2007 all over again! The writers battle with their picks, and here are the games where they think the money lies: thealabamatake.com/2026/10/2…
Really cool that we've got our 2021/22 "hey star QB, please do some awesome shit and save us" offense back
@RammerJammerRTR with the best pick of the early window:
Week Eight promises as much action and confusion as the previous weeks, like it's 2007 all over again! The writers battle with their picks, and here are the games where they think the money lies: thealabamatake.com/2026/10/2…
Today is a great day to hate Tennessee.
Roll Tide and fuck them snitches.
youtu.be/1ihdtAV0B1M?is=1vI2…
Game thoughts:
Bama certainly missed some chances (gashed by 20, weak up the seams and on 3rd down), but the refs having that much influence on the result is 100% bullshit.
UGA is not the better team, just caught the breaks tonight, and sometimes that's the difference.
RTR
TD Wood retweeted
With Acuna in the lineup the Braves have a .598 winning percentage. Without him we have a .517 winning percentage. In 2026, it’s an even bigger discrepancy.
That’s the difference between a 97 win team and a 83 win team
People who think we are better without him are delusional.
This is AlL AcUnA’s fAUlt!!!111!
Braves NLDS batting stats vs. Dodgers:
Harris II: .375 (6-16) | 0 HR | 1 RBI | 2 K
Albies: .200 (3-15) | 1 HR | 2 RBI | 3 K
Dubón: .154 (2-13) | 0 HR | 1 RBI | 3 K
Murphy: .143 (1-7) | 1 HR | 1 RBI | 2 K
Thomas: .143 (1-7) | 0 HR | 0 RBI | 4 K
Acuña Jr.: .133 (2-15) | 0 HR | 0 RBI | 4 K
Olson: .125 (2-16) | 0 HR | 0 RBI | 6 K
Baldwin: .071 (1-14) | 0 HR | 1 RBI | 5 K
Riley: .000 (0-13) | 0 HR | 0 RBI | 6 K
Yastrzemski: .000 (0-3) | 0 HR | 0 RBI | 1 K
Kim: .000 (0-2) | 0 HR | 0 RBI | 1 K
Tellez: .000 (0-2) | 0 HR | 0 RBI | 1 K
Hicklen: .000 (0-1) | 0 HR | 0 RBI | 1 K
TD Wood retweeted
On Takin' On Sports this week, one of the big topics was breaking down Alabama's performance against Florida State. Hear the full episode here: thealabamatake.com/takin-on-…
Update time
Mal is 0-1 with Mizzou -24.5 and Florida -2 in progress and Denver -2.5 tomorrow
I'm at 2-1 with 49ers -13.5
Greg is sitting at 1-1 with Rice +9.5 in progress and Carolina -2.5
Blaine is 1-1 with Virginia Tech -3 in progress and the Bears -4.5
The Lane Train may be rolling into Oxford this weekend for a grudge match, but there's a lot more to watch for this weekend, including Miami, Louisville, Texas A&M, and more! Plus one pick of an NFL game per writer! thealabamatake.com/2026/09/1…
I mean, another close loss for the Cards, but they should feel really good about the team this year.
On the other hand, I feel bad for Ole Miss fans about to endure a season of Pete Golding 4th quarters. Take your heart pills, y’all.
It's that time of year! The first update of the new season:
Last year's winner Blaine went 1-2 on the day
Mal is currently 1-0, with Florida -26.5 (up 31 as I write) & FSU +3 Mon night
Greg is 1-1 with SMU -3 Mon
I'm 1-0 with Hawai'i +3 later tonight & Louisville +7 tomorrow
Week One looms, and our writers have their bets in place! Join each Friday afternoon to see how they lose (and maybe win)! thealabamatake.com/?p=13816
