馃槂 Meant in the nicest possible way by the way - just a little joke

Oxford, England
Joined December 2013
This is all very weird. Feels like when my six year old is winning a game by cheating and we鈥檙e basically all just waiting it out until we can start again
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they're calling it the most predictable event of all time
obviously im biased but it does feel like this victory is built on a very fragile coalition and set of electoral circumstances. wouldnt be surprised to see starmer under pressure to resign by 2027/2028 due to his polling numbers
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you know starmer is about to go down in history as a Hapless Man because everyone is briefing about how ruthless he is
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this diva
Catherine West now on Radio 4 saying Keir Starmer could win a leadership election and not ruling out voting for him
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a gary neville mayoral campaign on top of everything else? we are eating good this summer
NEW: Leadership timelines: ** There is no contest at the moment, and will not be until 81 names are submitted to the NEC ** Wes Streeting has specifically asked for a long contest, that allows Andy Burnham to stand. ** If this happens, this is likely to mean it concludes around conference at the end of September ** In the first instance, No10 likely to emphasise there is no contest underway. But if it formally begins, will No10 press for a quicker resolution - the PM ++could++ make the argument it's in the national interest to get this over with. ** Andy Burnham could forward with a constituency name today; if he triggers the contest, then nominations would have to stay open for 6/7 weeks while he gets an MP - if he wins the vote ** Some NEC members want Team Burnham to put forward a plan for the Manchester Metro Mayor job that doesn't involve installing a sitting MP. Gary Neville is a name that some talk about, but I'm told he may not have been approaches so could be utterly wishful thinking.
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on nights like this it's a travesty that they destroyed twitter
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we should be watching a catherine west masterclass and it's buried under 6 feet of slop
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my official prediction: - they can't get burnham into parliament in time - ed miliband only soft left candidate left standing - 50 years of marxism-leninism-milibandism
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if peter mandelson goes to jail and ed miliband becomes PM after all these years... i may permit myself to lib out briefly
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if we're gonna have a pathetic triangulating labour pm, it should be Him
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Greta Thunberg is a hero. She could have made a very comfortable life making Macronic & Obamic platitudes sharing a stage with the likes of von der Leyen, but she went the opposite difficult path speaking truth to power and showing up the liberal establishment for what it is
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just been fired from Your Party Ltd because i won't stop suggesting a Conclave to solve all this
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it started as a joke, but the people are beginning to demand a conclave..
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i wish clueless idiots like this would stop weighing in on my efforts to re-woo my ex wife
hard to see how anything constructive can ever come out of this now if both sides are taking legal action against one another...
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while i'm briefly back on twitter i've got something to get off my chest. a lot of left wing chelsea, man utd, arsenal supporters hate liverpool because they're the most obviously sympathetic big 6 club and they resent that
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i say "a lot". there's maybe 30 of these people in the world, but they all think like this
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.@NewLeftReview so what's the verdict then
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people will say i'm "brainwashed" but joining the greens under zack polanski has given me genuine hope for the future and also massive tits
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Here's how Corbyn can still become Prime Minister by the end of 2026: 馃У1/17
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well, i'd like to see The Parliamentary Left fails to capitalise on THIS widespread enthusiasm for leftist alternatives to the present system! *The Parliamentary Left fails to capitalise on the widespread enthusiasm for leftist alternatives easily* ah! well. nevertheless,
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