Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements
Atlanta
Joined November 2009
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I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.
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I’m sorry but I do not buy that some giant disaster requiring food water propane & other prepping is going to happen—at least not organically—within days of the midterm elections!! Get a GRIP. I am tired of doom porn.
Me absolutely losing it that Joanne’s conversion class would start before high holidays and also that they’d let an outside rabbi do an Erev sermon…with a day’s notice. #NoboWantsThis
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before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we’ve ever done
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If you can’t come up with three adjectives to describe your child you should lose custody
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Not going to bother sounding particularly insightful here, but the older I get the more i'm like, "wow, animals are incredible." I'm donating to some animal charity like once a week at this rate. they got me.
