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Thanks for the subtweet. You forgot to mention you employ thousands of people and burn cash. @slashapp has the most aggressive rates but we are the only profitable company in our category. Here is a screenshot of our latest quarterly estimate payment.
Replying to @shaig
several newer competitors in the space are trying to compete by BOTH maximizing cash back to customers and also maximizing interest rates for their customers. However, you CAN NOT build a legitimate business by doing that, you have to generate revenue from one or the either if you want go public or get acquired for a lot of money, like Brex did for $5.1B by Capital One. The new entrants are trying to grab market share but that is not sustainable, I wonder if their VCs know it tbh. I'm not sure how this plays out but this market is getting increasigly more competitive & the exit opportunities are getting more murky. The winners are ultimately the customers, they have the leverage & are playing accordingly.
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This was an old screenshot. The fund is actually down 3.33% YTD (but you're right that counting distributions it's up 1.08%). Regardless, a terrible place to be parking your cash as a startup. Rho constantly shills this fund to unassuming young founders who don't know any better to say they have "higher yield than Slash".
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PSA: the "4.45% yield" fund @rhobusiness advertises has *lost* 1.52% this year. Founders: > Do NOT park your cash in a money market fund with NAV risk. > Think twice about working w a bank partner that markets misleadingly. For the safest, highest yield options choose Slash.
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The Sneaker Twitter Reunion is this Friday in SF, with 200+ attending. The guest list is filled with ambitious founders, engineers, operators, and VCs. Even if you weren’t part of Sneaker Twitter, you’re welcome if you’re building something. RSVP: luma.com/slash-lefy
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Sneaker Twitter reunion @slashapp this Friday, we've got some heat dropping 👀
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I made so much heat for this event y'all have no idea I wouldn't miss this one
Sneaker Twitter reunion @slashapp this Friday, we've got some heat dropping 👀
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control freak retweeted
fuck it. i need engineers. $15K referral bonus if you refer me an engineer that we hire. dm me
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next friday we’re hosting the 2nd annual sneaker twitter reunion in san francisco! unicorn founders, hypergrowth startups, and some of the most cracked people from sneaker twitter + adjacent industries. 160+ already going. RSVP if you haven’t: luma.com/slash-lefy
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The biggest lie in fintech has been the “all-in-one” platform. We lied too, but today we’re fixing that. Introducing Payment Processing on Slash, powered by @whop You can finally take card payments on invoices through Slash or use our SDK to add checkout to your own product. Now the money that comes in lives where you already hold, spend, and keep the books, giving you operational simplicity and efficiency so you can focus on the needle moving parts of your business.*
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Introducing Slash Payment Processing. Now businesses on Slash can accept card payments on invoices, or build checkout into your own site. The money stays in the same place you already hold it, spend it, and keep the books.*
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we're launching payment approvals & ach authorization policies @slashapp! this feature allows you to granularly control access around money movement out of your account, and ensures you always have an audit trail of your finances. live in your dashboard today! (if you don't have an account yet, feel free to bother @nickbruhman and he will get you onboarded)
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Could've been less cooked if Mighty Mike got $2,400 back with a Slash card
A 9-year-old boy allegedly spent $118,000 on YouTube ads for his Minecraft and Roblox videos using his dad's company credit card Mighty Mike Plays says he's "definitely cooked" after finding out his dad doesn't know if he'll keep his job
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One of the funnier engineering stories involving Wrath: Back in late 2021, we were starting to lose dominance on Shopify, as the flows were more or less the same across top bots. The flow looked something like this (quite similar to how a human interacted with a site; great job @jmwind) Add to cart (0.5s) -> Load checkout (1s) -> Calculating taxes (1s) -> Submit payment (1s) Given this, there weren't many places to optimize. We realized we could skip the "Calculating taxes" stage by sending an empty total price when placing order (forcing Shopify to do the calculation themselves), and this was an optimization we used for a bit. In the Shopify REST API described in @offline 's tweet, there was also an endpoint that allowed you to combine the "Add to cart" and "Load checkout" stages, into one "Update checkout" stage that took ~0.5s, shaving an additional 1s off the checkout time. Excitedly, we decided to run beta builds with this new flow: Update checkout (0.5s) -> Submit payment (1s) However, every single task got blocked by bot protection. Unconfirmed, but I suspect that Shopify tracked antibot violations as a heuristic score (i.e. because we did 2 "suspicious" actions, updating the checkout via an API a human wouldn't usually hit, and omitting the total price, they blocked us). Seeing this, we decided to look for other ways to optimize. Ultimately, the total price is something that should be relatively predictable given the price of the item/shipping rate & the user's billing address. We hacked together a function to predict it, and this evaded antibot while retaining the skipped "Calculating taxes" stage. (screenshot below - we had to handle edge cases for certain states that are tax exempt up to a threshold, etc.) We launched this to users and saw major success. However, I happened to be from Michigan, and I would always test with a flat 6% tax rate. This would make shoe amounts come out relatively cleanly (e.g. 190 * 1.06 = $201.40, so no rounding was needed). Unfortunately, NYC has a tax rate of 8.875%, meaning that 190 * 1.08875 = $206.8625. No matter how long we tried, we couldn't figure out a deterministic direction Shopify's internal API would round (sometimes this would come out to $206.86, sometimes $206.87)... We didn't really have a solution to this so we ultimately accepted that you'd have a lower chance of buying a shoe depending on if your local sales tax rate was more digits. I'm sorry 😂
Probably the hackiest "bypasses" I've ever pulled off in botting: The Shopify REST API was for a long time the best and fastest way to checkout on Shopify. High rate limits, no captchas, no checkpoint and easy to work with. This is what gave Cyber the edge at the very start in 2018 (Dashe days) The Shopify team (with @jmwind at the helm) spent years plugging the holes to make sure it wasn't used during drops. Around 2020, Shopify released Shopify Pay, which allowed you to expedite checkouts on all stores by linking your details to a phone number. Turned out the payment tokens generated through there allowed you to use the payments API as you could 2 years back. We generated around 3k Shop Pay accounts with randomised details, load balanced them across Cyber tasks (as rate limits were per account) and dominated every single release (...until it got patched). We called it Fast2. 3 years later I noticed that the payments API could still be used with Shopify mobile apps using Apple Pay. Turns out you could still send the users' tokenised credit card data in the request and that would take precedence - and as long as a valid signed Apple Pay token generated in the last 2 minutes was also in the request data, the payment request would go through and bypass captcha and checkpoint. Generating those Apple Pay tokens was the challenge, and reversing iOS frameworks was not an option. So I repurposed an old iPhone with a custom sideloaded Apple Pay app that would submit the token to our servers when the flow completed. And by combining accessibility macros, developer sandbox mode to prevent using real credit cards, a voice activation trigger and a old pair of earphones taped onto the microphone - a makeshift Apple Pay token server was born and Fast2 (or was it Fast3?) was back. @jmwind thank you for providing me with the longest, most multi faceted puzzle ever.
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in celebration of sneaker twitter being revived, we’re hosting a sneaker twitter reunion. come meet some of the goats of sneaker twitter and finally meet the people you only knew through twitter or discord :) rsvp here → luma.com/slash-lefy
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SNEAKER TWITTER REUNION 2.0 OCTOBER 2 - In SF - Ex-devs/CG owners/resellers welcome - Worth flying in for - Everyone will be there i will even try to get @czoob3 and @cultured to come - Private chef - Smell will be crazy RSVP link below
SNEAKER TWITTER REUNION JUNE 20 - In SF - Ex-devs/CG owners/resellers welcome - Worth flying in for - Everyone will be there i will even try to get @benbotvinick to come - Private chef - Smell will be crazy RSVP link below - shoutout @dantelentini
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The goats of sneaker twitter all work at Slash. Jason from Wrath, Eddy from MEK, Nick from Malice, Skvrah from Nyte, Garrett from GFNF… You should apply for a role here if you want to work with one of the most talent dense teams in tech. slash.com/company/careers
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