Joey Murphy

Onions... lots of onions being cut!

@Canes gotta know if Mike pulled that Vidal Sasson reference out of left field or if he had it locked and ready to go

Why the in the hell am I still paying for these ads?

Still gotta believe they are passing the collection plate around the RV lot.

Dont know why this song just popped into my head.

Shout out to all the former qbs who might be a little chubby now. Josh Heupel is out there teaching them not to sleep on you #gameday

Never thought #goacc would be a good thing. But to all football. This is how you do reviews!

Even the wolves in Raleigh are low key @GoCamelsFB fans

Was thinking the Lions only chance tonight was if they changed their mascot to the Spiders. In retrospect Allen would have probably ran for 350 and 6 touchdowns to get away.

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Sorry boys, ringing that fake ass siren aint gonna help you out this year.

Have fun driving back to Culowheeeeee! #Rolldamnhumps

Hahaha! Suck it Sox!

The one email I never thought I would get. And I get it relaxing by the pool in Mexico. Guess I have to come back every year in July for good luck.

Only in Puerto Vallarta can you get this. #Mexico #Puertovallarta #sunset

This world cup has brought our world together. This "state fair" CNN and FOX has has torn us apart. Just please report the truth.

On another note. You ever uber eats beer? Then realize your uber driver doesn't speak English. Then just remember randomly how to speak Spanish? And then he says Thank you brother.

You ever toast to a friend? Raise a glass because they passed away? Then realize they are dead and bang your glass on the floor? Love you Jack. Hope your tan is nice.

Woke up today. Found my phone. Plugged it in. Started drinking again #soundthesiren #letsgocanes Hey Torts the hotel threw your shit out!!!!!!

@giglio_OG we didnt play mvm this entire series

Aho #bucciovertimechallenge