Not a Shrink. Not a Male. Not Freud.

Joined June 2018
Behold: "The Scream" (original & feline version) #cats #CatsOfTwitter #Caturday
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ThatDarnShrink🐈 retweeted
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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ThatDarnShrink🐈 retweeted
Steven L. Schleicher, lawyer representing the family of Alex Pretti: "How is it possible that the Department of Justice is not sharing evidence? ...And why are elected officials not asked everyday...about the murder of a United States citizen at the hands of the government?"
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No, dagnabbit!
President Trump: "I would pick Ted Cruz to be the next Supreme Court Justice."
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Retired high school football coach Tim Buchanan, a former Republican, says after endorsing @GinaHinojosaTX, (D-TX) people have said "nasty things" about him, but many have also called him to thank him for "trying to save public schools in Texas."
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My upstairs neighbor at 3 am
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Re-posting another funny one. Wait for it...🔊
I can’t sleep….. I just watched this video and laughed so hard my husband woke up from snoring loudly and my dog started barking….. Anyways this friggen bird is ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Always worth re-posting this for a laugh. Just hilarious from beginning to end.🔊
[📢 Sound up] The guy in the background fighting gravity on his paddleboard will never not be funny
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Huge! Good for Murkowski for putting country first!
BREAKING — Alaska GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski endorses Democrat Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins for Alaska governor.
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A Tufted Titmouse on a windy day.
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ThatDarnShrink🐈 retweeted
Out walking the dogs last night, a neighbor had a I VOTED sticker. He told me more than 400 people voted at our local polling place on Saturday, compared to fewer than 50 in most years. VOTE!!! 🩵💙
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Oh hell no.
Trump: I'll pick Ted Cruz to be the next Supreme Court justice
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Who knew embroidery could be this much fun? 😸 From cheerful sunflowers to unexpected seaside adventures, these adorable cats bring a little humor, charm, and personality to every stitch! Choose your favorite design or save with the 2-piece set.

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ThatDarnShrink🐈 retweeted
It was actually our 250th anniversary. Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
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When you find free snacks but it’s entertainment for your enemy 😱
They don’t see each other yet
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So, are you bringing it back, @Cheesecake?
While we're on the subject of The Cheesecake Factory, can we all ask them to please put Chicken Marsala back on the menu? @Cheesecake
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Last year I was able to donate $10k to the animal shelter with the proceeds from Gregory’s calendar. Right now I’m trending to match that despite a significant increase in my costs this year! If you want to help, the Cosmic Gregory calendar makes the perfect gift :)
I’ve officially started to ship out my calendar preorders! Gregory and I have been hard at work 😸 If you want yours hand-signed (or “paw” signed) make sure you get your order in before the preorder window ends in 4 days! Get yours: cosmicbackground.io/products…
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Musk’s interview went great: Reporter: What is your thought on the ban of foreign students, you were one of those kids, right? Musk: “I think we want to stick to talking about spaceships.” Reporter: I was told that any topic is good. Musk: “Well no.”
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Finally. I mean, come on, even cat treat bags are resealable.
Cheerios is boldly going where no cereal has gone before: a resealable Ziploc bag. The option will be available on Original and Honey Nut Cheerios beginning Tuesday, online at Walmart, before rolling out to retailers nationwide in the coming months. wapo.st/4ibAkPi
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In a functioning government & decent society, everyone involved in this post would be fired & walked out of the building. But we are not a functioning government; we are not a decent society. We don’t easily come back from all this. I’m not sure we even can at this point
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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