I'm a human male that lifts weights sometimes and enjoys streaming videogames!
Pallet Town
Joined September 2009
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We're live over on the LAS twitch channel for Extra Life raising money for Children's Miracle Network hospitals! Come hang out!
twitch.tv/toothysawrus
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I know I'm not supposed to like most of the enemy racers in Galactic Racer, but I would die for Biddy Blas.
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Me: walking through Kyoto at night
Why is there a deer following us.
Friend: Don't acknowledge him.
Me: HIM?!
Friend: He gets attached easily.
Deer continues walking directly behind me for two full blocks.
Me: Why does he look emotionally invested.
Friend: Did you bow to him earlier?
Me: ...maybe.
Friend stops walking.
Friend: Oh no.
Me: WHAT.
Friend: You accidentally entered a social contract.
Me: WITH A DEER?!
Friend: In Nara this happens all the time.
Me: We're not even IN Nara.
The deer lightly headbutts my arm.
Friend: He's asking where you're going.
Me: THIS ISN'T DISNEY.
Old Japanese man passing by bows respectfully to the deer.
Old man: Good evening, Tanaka-san.
Me: THAT DEER HAS A NAME?!
Friend: That's actually a pretty formal honorific too.
Me: Why is this animal more respected than me.
Friend: He has community ties.
Me: HE EATS PAPER.
Friend: And yet look at his network.
Deer suddenly steals a map from my pocket.
Me: HE TOOK MY MAP.
Friend: Ah.
Me: "Ah" WHAT.
Friend: He disagrees with your route.
Also realized I didn't post this back when I made it, but I made a Beef Wellington for my contribution at Thanksgiving in 2025. It was delicious 🤤
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First attempt at たまごサンド (egg sandwich) still can't seem to get the shokupan consistency correct 🥲
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thatbeauguy retweeted
日本語以外の皆さんへ
私たちは日本の小さなゲーム開発チームです
日本の田舎をテーマにしたゲームを作りました
日本の美しい四季を感じたり
日本の料理を作ったり
日本のイベントを楽しんだり
とにかく日本が満載のゲームです
あなたのタイムラインを日本だらけにしてごめんなさい
日本へおこしやす
Had a lot of fun doing this. Macho Brace and ev training was a bit of a chore but we got the dub. #ratemyteam #elite4 #pokemon
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I've seen an interesting Pokémon thing on here recently where you have to make a team with mons that names start with the letters in your name! Here's my team:
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That's weird. Because I just read you're killing Adobe Animate. You know, the program that a ton of independent animators use? How there are still shows/projects that are currently in production that use the software?
Anyway, fuck you.
We’re committed to helping filmmakers and creators bring their visions to life. Learn more about the Adobe Film & TV Fund. ⬇️
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Despite claiming they’re helping filmmakers and creators, they plan to delete Adobe Animate which a lot of filmmakers and creators depend on and they’re deleting it for an AI project that majority of filmmakers and creators are against the idea of.
tech.yahoo.com/ai/deals/artic…
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Old lady in my neighbourhood is a lunch lady and today she told me:
“I see what kids eat. More importantly, I see what they don’t eat. There’s a boy in grade 4… sweet kid. Always wears the same oversized hoodie. Every day for two weeks, he’d open his lunchbox, look inside, and then close it. He’d tell his friends, ‘I’m not hungry today.’ But I heard his stomach growl from the serving line. The box was empty. I didn’t want to embarrass him. Kids can be cruel. So, I started a ‘game.’ I walked by his table and said loudly, ‘Oh shoot…’
I made way too many grilled cheese sandwiches today. If nobody eats these, I have to throw them in the trash. Who can help me out?" His eyes lit up. He raised his hand slowly. I gave him two. And an apple. And a chocolate milk. "You're doing me a huge favor," I whispered. Now, every day, he comes to the counter to check if I made "mistakes." I make a mistake every single day. And I always will.”
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I stopped telling people when my mental health starts getting bad again. Once I heard someone say how exhausting it is to love someone with depression and anxiety, it never left me.
The last thing I want is to drain the people I care about while I’m fighting just to stay afloat. So I stay quiet. I struggle alone. Not because I want to but because I’d rather carry it in silence than feel like a burden. That kind of pain isn’t something most people ever have to understand.
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10 years ago if I needed to find an individual who provided a specific or niche service, I could just Google it and find someone's dopey little personal website and I'd give them a call.
Now for every niche service there's 5 different aggregate websites with accompanying app I have to sign up for and log-in to and verify my e-mail with and receive a text code and fill out a 10 minute form about what I'm looking for specifically and I have to use their cursed little in-app chat to contact anyone and the demonic website/app ends up taking 25% commission every time I book someone and all the top matches are not individuals anyway but organizations where THEY have their own fucking system for soullessly matching me with one of their employees and they'll endlessly text me trying to convince me that they're the perfect fit for me if I'm looking for a DIFFERENT service I didn't ask for in the fucking 10 minute form THEY asked me to fill out! And all I get out of this whole tired ordeal is more spam in my inbox.
Even if I find names of people I want to contact on these sinful websites and then I Google them to reach out personally I end up finding nothing but their 17 OTHER listings on competing aggregate apps and/or their linkedin which I have to fucking personally deliver a vial of my DNA to some OTHER data company in order to verify my identity to and I'm just... so over all this.
I used to keep track of all of my log-ins and services I gave my personal data to and I simply cannot anymore. It's a deluge, a blight! I feel so stripped bare of my humanity and anytime I forget where I put my wallet when I'm leaving the house I think about how many hard drives in the world contain the supposedly private information I have so innocently and absentmindedly misplaced.
My body, my mind, and my spirit were not built for this! The days where technology was a tool with which to create for and connect to other humans are slipping away from me! For every phone call that is answered by a machine and every simple tool or device or appliance that I have to "register" to my phone app I lose precious, beautiful seconds of my one and only fleeting life! For every pin number, code, and login I must retain in my mind, a wisp of my soul is displaced to make room!
Humanity is so wonderful, so rich and so pure, it is no wonder that these things which lack it so desperately and aggressively try to steal it!
Apparently I've been nominated for 2025 Comfort Streamer, I'm honored!
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