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Clavicular did the "check" in the boat kitchen, gave a thumbs up - and 20 seconds later he was the one calling himself a DICKHEAD 😭 "Now I feel like a dickhead."

"Eyes closed. Your face." - Clavicular turned cheating into a romantic gesture and she just let him 💀

Clavicular tried to have s*x with juicy blonde in the backseat 😭💀 "F*ck it, let's go! Nobody is watching.."

Clavicular couldn’t believe it after this girl BEGGED Clavicular to date her MOM 💀 “Is she single?” “She can be, she’s newly single… I’m giving you a special offer.” “Special offer? You’re like Ghislane Maxwell out here…”

Clavicular met two tall models outside a hotel and immediately looked down at their HEELS to check if they were actually taller than him 😭 "Are you wearing heels?" "I can't let the girl height mog me."

Clavicular kissed her in the middle of the mall, then shrugged off $1,300 in shopping like it was nothing - "I just made 10 bands" 😳 "I just made 10 bands." "It doesn't matter."

Clavicular asked the blonde in the green bikini to come get food - she said no and asked for a photo with Tarzan instead 😭 "You wanna come?" "No, I'm okay." "Can I actually get a photo with Tarzan real quick?"

Clavicular took her into the fitting room to "check the fit" - and he was down to his underwear before a single outfit got picked 😭 "We're not gym maxed yet." "Weak, weak, weak."

Clavicular did the math on stream: $20 million, then $1.4 million a year in interest, then he never works again 😳 "That's 1.4 million dollars a year just in interest." "Make 20 M's and just fuck off."

Clavicular proved RIZZ is optional when the AUDACITY is this high 😭 “Wanna f*ck?” “Yeah.”

Two girls spent the whole yacht ride on Clavicular and he never looked up from his phone - until one of them asked about the night before 😭 "How did you like last night? Was it fun?" "Don't stop doing that."

Clavicular explained on a live that he walked around all day with her discharge in his underwear - "it's a reminder of you" 😭 "It's there the whole day. It's a reminder of you." "Is that weird? Am I weird?"

She told Clavicular he had to hold her hand the whole night or she would start "causing problems" - then he worried other girls would think they were dating 😭 "I have to hold your hand the whole time?" "These girls are gonna think that we're dating." "You probably are dating me."

Hexumilate opened with "are you a single mother?" - she said "no, I'm their nanny" - and he recovered so fast it actually worked 😭 "I'm willing to step up." "That's even better."

Clavicular stopped a girl on a crowded street thinking she was OnlyFans star Lily Phillips, until he pulled up a PHOTO to compare and she said it wasn't HER 😭 "Wait, is that not you? What the f*ck?"

Clavicular kissed one girl, turned, kissed the other - then went straight back for the first one, all on the same boat 😳 "Wait, wait, wait!" "Let's go!"

She told Clavicular she can SQU*RT and CRE*M… bro and his friend lost their sh*t over the SAME answer 😭 “I actually do both.” “This is like a rare Pokémon.”

Clavicular was on his phone mid-club - then put it away, took Piper Rockelle's hand and spun her across the dance floor 😭 Bacara, Miami, phones up everywhere, and neither of them stopped laughing for eighteen seconds straight 😭