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Author. Podcaster. Loves humans, unimpressed by humanity. Carpe diem, but don't be fanatical about it.

San Luis Valley
Joined January 2010
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Disagreement is not betrayal.
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The “Shove the ballroom up your fat ass” guy, the “I’m here to see the MAGA cult up close” guy, and the “Trump flew on Epstein’s plane” dude have done more for Democrats this midterm season than Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer combined.
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How old were you when you were proud that you knew there was a "b" in "dumb?" Five? Six?
Trump: Dumocrats. You simply replace the E with a U, and nobody knows that dumb has a B, and you get the word Dumocrat, and I can't believe it took me 9 years to figure it out
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Elon believes he lives in a simulation. In his world, he is the only real person, so everyone else, being an illusion, is disposable.
Replying to @elonmusk
Elon Musk should not be admired or respected. Elon Musk should be feared as a wealthy gangster who pushes any button to get what he wants. What Elon Musk wants is to benefit himself,amass more billions of dollars and never have a single altruistic notion. Elon Musk's game is to get as much as he can as fast as he can. To him you can either get out of his way or...that's it really. Elon Musk wants us all to get out his way. Elon Musk owes America reparations for "DOGE" and helping shove Trump down our throats. Elon Musk in no way supports free speech except for himself. For Elon Musk free speech never has to be truthful speech. Elon Musk always gets the last word. He owns the media. Question everything he says or does. @elonmusk
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Is there a community of people who find costumes to be ridiculous and embarrassing for adults? Is there a crossover with people who can't stand musicals?
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Among the disappointments that led to the eminent threat to America's democracy I feel most betrayed by the Supreme Court. That institution was to be our failsafe against waves of delirium and fascist irrationality. Instead SCOTUS became an ally to hasten lunacy. – at Edgewood, KY
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So Jared Kushner is found by Dutch intelligence to have taken nearly a billion dollars in bribes. Why is no one reporting on this
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My uncle spent 40 years as a high school teacher. Saved $250k in a modest nest egg. At 78, he developed dementia and needed memory care. The facility cost $8,500 a month. When his savings ran out after two and a half years, the social worker handed my cousin a stack of paperwork. She explained the rule: "Medicaid won't cover a single day until he has less than $2,000 in total liquid assets." He had to sell his car, cash out his remaining life insurance, and empty his checking account just to qualify for basic care. Forty years of discipline, erased down to two thousand dollars so he could die in a shared room. They don't let working class families leave a legacy. They make sure you die with zero before they hand you a safety net.
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Billionaires mentioned in the Epstein files have donated $705 million to the Republican Party. Just in case you were wondering what it costs to cover up a criminal pedophile ring.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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“If you cut taxes for the rich, they’ll create jobs.”🤡
Microsoft just made $133.7 BILLION in net income last year. Today they announced they are getting rid of 60,000 workers. Fuck these companies man.
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I don't need a thinner laptop or a folding phone, but could we stop using 1, l, 0, and O in passwords please?
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I feel this
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Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️
Scientists in Japan have figured out how to make cancer cells end themselves. They forced cancer cells to poison themselves by creating a toxin that reacts with carbon monoxide, causing the toxin to only affect cancer cells. Normal cells were unharmed in lab tests.
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If we're going to try 15 year olds as adults, why do we even have the concept of a juvenile? The logic escapes me, if there is any.
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North Korea is a terrorist state. One can say that without anyone claiming this is an anti-Korean trope or that it puts Korean lives in danger. Now swap in Israel.
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Question for the NFL: If these things add extra protection, why are players wearing them only AFTER they suffer brain injury?
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If you’re of a certain age, you probably still believe this is what Saturday afternoons should sound like. And you’re right.
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When the vote tallies veer from the polling in favor of Republicans (again), will mainstream media finally acknowledge the obvious, or will we be subjected to another round of trying to explain it away so we can continue to pretend they're not stealing it?
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Lemme pick that up for him: Yes, yes it is. A vote for Rogers is a vote for the Trump agenda.
Genuinely my favorite clip of the whole cycle
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