The_NiceGuy

PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL UNSTABLE COIN — FORMAL OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT Dear Mr Huang @JensenHuang Following a thorough recruitment process consisting of seeing your name trending, we are delighted to offer you the position of Chief Instability Officer at Unstable Coin. Remuneration You will receive 0.69% of the total token supply. This figure reflects our commitment to competitive compensation and our refusal to let HR round it up. Key responsibilities - Accelerate our chart using whatever you were putting in those graphics cards. - Deliver keynote speeches in a leather jacket until investors stop asking. - Manage sensitive relationships. - Describe all sudden price collapses as “a transition to next-generation infrastructure.” Benefits You will enjoy unlimited annual leave, unrestricted jacket expenses and a board whose expectations are already exceptionally low. To accept, please sign below. We look forward to building something unstable together. Yours sincerely, The Board of Unstable Coin Human Resources. Limited Resources. No Reserves.

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