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@the_ens

Hacker Psychonaut Bard Shaman Psychic Buddha Immortal Demon-Army-Killer God God-slayer Sorcerer Nature's-Husband King-of-Mankind Chaos-mage, Time-Traveller

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Joined September 2013
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Old enough to remember in school when asking to use a calculator and the teacher saying: "You're not going to be walking around with a calculator in your pocket your whole life are you?"
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From my own research. Solution to CH (Continuum Hypothesis) involves taking a second look at the ZFC axioms. ZFC is overconstrained by trying to rule out paradoxes like Russell's paradox. I thought I should post this before AI comes in + solves it so I can potentially win an inb4
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Majority IQ <=100 & they vote. To be great, a country needs its elite Einsteins. German scientists fleeing Hitler helped win WW2: Frisch & Peierls were the 1st to show atom bomb possible. US scientists are now world’s elite. Canada, UK, EU, etc should welcome them with open arms.
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l0de@l0de20 Mar 2025
The power of suggestion: told my drama class that stage fright is just the impulse to say the N word leaving the body. I’m proud to say that not one performance of My Fair Lady completed without someone blurting it out.
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pretend I am enlightened and creation is about to be destroyed tomorrow. What question would you like to know the answer to about anything you know and can conceive of. Ask away.
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I asked GPT-4 to describe the infosec community as a sarcastic mean girl.
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If you really like someone you can say the opposite of "rip them a new one" that you are going to "seal them an old zero".
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Snapd is a vagina dentata. You just want to install a package and it screws up your mount.
The distinctive, vaguely sexual pleasure of installing linux on an old laptop to see how well it runs.
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I just noticed "foreach" on npm is controlled by a single maintainer. I also noticed they let their domain expire, so I bought it before someone else did. I now control "foreach" on NPM, and the 36826 projects that depend on it.
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F*** the police teapaw.org/Malagraves/status/1511…
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It's time to up our infosec shitposting game (listen with audio)
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I just love diving into the strangest, coolest features of our universe. Case in point: the gravitational memory effect. My newest for @QuantaMagazine
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@QuantaMagazine8 Dec 2021
General relativity implies that gravitational waves should permanently change the structure of space-time. These cosmic scars would reveal secrets of cosmic symmetries and offer a possible solution to the black hole information paradox. @mccornut reports: quantamagazine.org/gravitati…
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When the bard dies: "You know what I want, and I want it now. I want a raise dead because I'm Mr. Slain"
You haven't had a proper date until you've had an ISO 8601 standard date.
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Undisputedly the best kind of date.
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That feeling when someone says "DDoS" when they actually mean "DoS" and you can't stop them to correct them or else you might be seen as being too pedantic.
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My python/cloud learning project is a dating website for reductionists. Up for it?
New matrix trailer just dropped. They retconned Neo into an infosec person instead of a hacker... 😲
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The Unix timestamp billennium is Halley's comet for nerds.
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