Gold medalist in the 1990 race to fertilise my mother's eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process. Email [email protected]
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Endo in for Hendo
EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool submit formal bid to sign Japanese midfielder Wataru Endō on permanent deal 🚨🔴🇯🇵 #LFC
Negotiations ongoing with Stuttgard — player wants the move as it’s biggest opportunity of his career.
Surprisining move by Liverpool director Schmadtke.
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Tories kicking off about Sue Gray…
Despite them appointing their school pals, banker chums, clandestine lovers and even siblings into senior roles
Cry me a river, morons.
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Priti Patel is a role model for every British Asian girl who wants to deport her parents when she grows up
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What incompetence. What failure of governance. Boris Johnson can't blame Theresa May, he can't blame John Major, he can't blame judges, he can't blame civil servants, he can't sack the Cabinet Secretary again. There's only one person responsible - him. Me in the Commons today:
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I can see #Blackpool from #Liverpool and I think that's a hang glider in the distance. Nov 2019.
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I WILL NOT HAVE THIS HORNY GUERNSEY POLICE RECRUITMENT VIDEO MOCKED. The reason there is a low crime rate there is clearly because they keep blowing up the crime with all the explosions!
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'Loris Karius has vowed to fight for the Liverpool number 1 spot'
Alisson: teapaw.org/SquilliamClips/status/…
