Candlepin bowler.

Denver CO
Joined January 2009
My mom sent me some papers that belonged to my grandfather, Darwin Randall Crum, which included a collection of “Disfrustrating Puzzles” he created
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hm a couple of pro basketball teams...that's cool. but i think id rather spend 11x that amount for a website that makes no money and ruins my life 👍
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Andrés Cantor, who moved to the U.S. from Buenos Aires as a teenager, calls Argentina winning the World Cup:
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Optimal Bowling xkcd.com/2711
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Top House Republican Defends Holocaust Denial, Child Porn
"I think they should stop picking on Elon Musk" -- Kevin McCarthy
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who told them all the dogs we post are antifa? it’s true, but who told them?
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The fun thing about posting mean jokes about Elon Musk on Twitter is you know there's a startlingly huge chance he is actually going to read it and it will hurt his feelings.
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Sorry the only home run I care about tonight is this one by Francisco Lindor in Queens that was “caught” by a dog at the game for Bark in the Park
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The Orange Line will shutdown tonight at 9pm and remain closed for one month. #MBTA @jersiegel drew a map of what to expect.
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teachers should be paid $100K/year keep your lies to yourself
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That Jesus set was 🔥
Sincerely AB
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Offshore Charleston
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Check out the lightning streaking across the night sky over the Arthur Ravenel Jr. Bridge. 📸 Bailey Brown #scwx
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They're blaming this on mental illness, which is of course not the issue, but let's say it was. Republicans blocked mental health care for 1,432,900 Texans that would have cost the state zero dollars. They were offered coverage for 1.4 million people, free, and rejected it.
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pretty decent reflection of the problem that "it's fucked up that little kids are getting gun down" is seen as so partisan that journalists hesitate to express the thought
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Adults: “what if I put a nuclear bomb on a rocket and shot it at supersonic speeds into a volcano?” Kids: “what if I had a really, really big potato? Like 1000 miles wide.” The potato scenario is way more catastrophic!
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it will be 100 years before there's another 2/22/22. humans need rituals to help us understand our place in space and time. so it's important to observe this unique date with some kind of special ceremony. such as listening to cheekface
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