@themasternelson

I'm the master, mane!

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instagram.com/nelsonthemaster/
Joined April 2017
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Bootyhole gon sound like the intro to MF DOOM's Hoe Cakes
queef queen@cummandrinqueef22 Dec 2023
y'all know what time it is
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💮🎭
@BronsMindsetOct 27
Miami HEAT
@MiamiHEATOct 27
Final.
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K@I_am_da_BOMSep 27
SNL UK is running laps around SNL
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t-sheezy ✨@sheezy_tOct 25
Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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10/10 response
t-sheezy ✨@sheezy_tOct 25
Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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Ctrl & Lemonade are solid albums but cmon now
happy black history 4 the rest of my life.
@raveun2symphonyOct 25
While we at it let’s talk R&B Album Bibles. 🙂‍↔️
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They’re making sequels to movies that have never had a sequel before
Scoop Crave 🔊🗣️
@Scoopcrave_Oct 26
Universal Picture has greenlit a sequel to the 2004 action horror film; VAN HELSING with High Jackman reprising his role as Gabriel Van Helsing for the last time. To be directed by Stephen Sommers. Filming to begin in 2027
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No such Van Helsing sequel has been announced or greenlit by Universal; recent coverage states none is expected. The account self-describes as a satire/parody source. screenrant.com/hugh-jackman-v… uk.headtopics.com/news/van-helsi… joblo.com/hugh-jackman-v… x.com/Scoopcrave_/st…
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Luka 🌟🇧🇷@LukapsioOct 25
Israeli Elections:
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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Hold The Mayo
@snowlikejonnOct 26
#saints ain’t got the brain 🧠
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Woah, that is dark
Pezzy 🍡@Pezzy_lyOct 25
Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous étiez noir fut un temps 🥰🥰
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𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩
@CindtrillellaOct 25
The attitude that she gave when all them niggas popped their balloons was the REAL her and they smelled that shit out the gate and none of the men said anything disrespectful. She’s not confident, she’s stank.
🦋still pretty
@nujhayhne_Oct 24
men clearly hate confident women
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Best blooper reel ever
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 24
Will Ferrell trying to break Danny McBride & Craig Robinson during an EASTBOUND & DOWN blooper reel is gold. Watching the two of them fight for their lives to keep a straight face while Ferrell keeps pushing is almost funnier than the actual scene.
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Carol Peshwari-Naan@jonilutherkingOct 25
to anyone who doesn’t know how accurate this is to a nollywood trailer, let me direct you to the timeless masterpiece that is Oh my Son: The cry of a dying mother
ada enechi
@adaenechiOct 24
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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ada enechi
@adaenechiOct 24
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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Mark Henry in A Haunted House 2 (2014)
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Olave was wide open smh
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I see no lies
𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩
@CindtrillellaOct 25
Get this bitch off my phone.
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The group chat name got me rolling
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DiscussingFish@DiscussingF1sh_Oct 24
Noah Schnapp has been cast as White Nick Fury in Marvel's new series 'ZODIAC'. He will be forming the "Tel Avengers". (Source: deadline.com/2026/10/marvel-…)
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Clayface? 6.5/10.
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recession indicator
TMZ
@TMZOct 22
Stevie Wonder sues former flame to evict her from rent-free L.A. home. Details: tmz.com/2026/10/22/stevie-wo…
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