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Matt Bates

@themattbates

Hey, I Matt. I rant here. Let's connect. ✉️ - Matt@https://teapaw.org/t.co/vpSm51856v 📲https://teapaw.org/t.co/50WfkggEAg

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Thanks for the vote of confidence ⁦@duolingo⁩ #fridayvibes #election2024 #duolingo
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Update: still watching Seinfeld and it’s still funny. #FridayVibes
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Thank you John Hughes 🫡
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@Jeanna3505 Nov 2024
Hell Yes! It's finally this time of year! 🎄❄️👙😂😂😂
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Watching #Seinfeld for the first time in my life.
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10 out of 10 tweet #USA2024
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@szn2sierra6 Nov 2024
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Looking for peace this morning. #USAElection2024
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@joefrk4 Nov 2024
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Saquon Barkley:
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Ahhh, 2:30pm. I look forward to my last 20 minutes of sunlight today.
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Outsiders: Why is there an Elmo at this rally? Philadelphians: Yo, where'd he get those glasses?
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Philly Elmo is at the Kamala Harris rally
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Big day. Go vote. #Vote2024 #Election2024
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This is a slice of pizza. Or is it? #Debate2024
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Prob a bazillion times Go birds 🦅 @Eagles #EaglesNation #Eagles
🇺🇸☁️C9Chris 🦅🇵🇷 (@ExChrisV) profile picture🇺🇸☁️C9Chris 🦅🇵🇷@ExChrisV3 Nov 2024
"How many times have you watched the Saquan Barkley backwards hurdle?" Me:
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#sundayvibes
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My fave part of this poster.
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@TheCinesthetic1 Nov 2024
Japanese Poster for The Mask (1994)
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Still stoked on Halloween.
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Awesome horse, man. #duolingo #blessed #horsegirl
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Today I learned that the Swedish word for speed is fart
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Great news everyone I watch The Goonies today. #blessed
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