King of the midwits. Smart enough to recognize life's problems, vastly two dumb to fix anything. Famously matched 4 of 6 winning Powerball numbers once.
Oregon, USA
Joined September 2024
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Thingamachinga 🤏🏻👶🏻 retweeted
"Did you hear the evidence at all?!? She was in the midst of a psychotic episode! Are you even paying attention to us?!?"
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I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. The 10000 twinks being sacrificed a day to keep him alive is doing the trick. His one wish was that we bomb Iran.
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"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward Flavortown."
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Ted Kaczynski lived in the Florence, Colorado federal supermax prison until 2021. Prisoners there on good behavior are given access to PG films, so there's a good chance he saw and likely even formed an opinion on The Minions.
