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Sometimes I post about Roald Amundsen

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Joined June 2019
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Cookmundsen vacation to Boston Massachusetts
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thomas the ship's cat, 1930s
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Nathan having a micro in the curse makes me need to watch it more than anything #micropeniswarrior #community
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I lack the vocabulary to adequately express just how much this disgusts me
Spotify just announced a feature that could either save the music industry or destroy it. Starting as early as Q1 2027, Spotify Premium subscribers will be able to use AI to transform any participating artist’s song into a completely different version. Turn a folk ballad into a dance track. Make a hip-hop song sound acoustic. Generate a cover where one artist’s voice performs another artist’s song. Remix a pop hit into lo-fi study music. Create the version of your favorite song that only existed in your head until now. The remixes will be uploaded directly to Spotify. They’ll appear in playlists. They’ll count toward the original song’s chart position. And most importantly the original artist will earn royalties every time someone listens to a fan-created remix of their work. Spotify has already signed a landmark licensing deal with Universal Music Group the world’s largest record label. Negotiations with Sony Music and Warner Music are ongoing. The feature will cost an additional $4–$5/month on top of Spotify Premium. And analysts project 7–8% of American subscribers will adopt it by 2028. This is not Suno or Udio generating music from text prompts. This is fans remixing real songs by real artists with the artists’ permission, on the world’s largest streaming platform, with royalties flowing back to the creators. A music industry analyst who’s covered streaming economics for 15 years told her team something after reading the licensing agreement that reframed how she understood the future of recorded music. “Spotify just turned 640 million listeners into 640 million potential remixers. The question isn’t whether people will use it they will. The question is whether paying artists for fan remixes solves the economics of streaming or creates a world where the original recording is worth less than the infinite remixes generated from it.” Here’s what Spotify’s AI remix feature actually is, who wins, who loses, and why this might be the most consequential decision in the music industry since the launch of streaming itself 🧵
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In Maine. There’s kind of nothing here. I get why Stephen King did drugs and wrote about unimaginable horrors
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Seeing Mamdani with just a mustache now reminded me of one of the great mysteries of my childhood: why does Mom sometimes say the name “Omar Sharif” and then sigh dramatically?
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‘shackleton’, oil on canvas 2026
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this fucking clip might be the fucking hottest fucking thing i have ever fucking seen #WIFEDAT #PRAISEKINK #OMG i will tell you i love you as much as you want i wont stop for tears in your eyes #LoveNathan
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Woke up from a nap to this
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#LawrenceofArabia Lawrence of Arabia (1962) When I'm out of faith, hе's my idol desert-loving englishman, englishman-loving desert. you know
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Nathan for you hotel episode is maybe one of the craziest things I've ever seen on television
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Virginia being interrogation and Maryland being fire play is great. The DMV spectrum
Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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One of the more exciting parts of this election - among many - is the return of a religious left.
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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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we’re teaching RFK’s brain worm critical race theory
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in Woke 3 we are allowing the logger from maine to drink his bubble tea in peace
They’re calling it the Boba Bounce™
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