6hrs after pre-sale tix were supposed to go on sale and the muppets @Ticketek_AU still can’t sort out why you can’t buy a ticket to @SpursOfficial and Chelsea @Qantas no help either. #frequentflyer program has become a joke. @Ticketek_AU are useless - in the bin

Hey @Ticketek_AU - Your @Qantas presale for @SpursOfficial v Chelsea ticket sale isn't working. Let's you select a bay but doesn't have active link to purchase anywhere - timer just keeps timing out

please, please, please @GideonCRozner bring back this twice-certified Jonah of #auspol to lead the @LiberalAus ... I've seen some amazing own goals in my years but this one would be the best yet. The people have already voted on Tony and they said 'off you F$&k onion boy'.

If @FootballAUS and @Socceroos want to continue growing the great game here in Oz they need to ensure free to air coverage of all games, particularly internationals like today’s game against @Canada #football #soccer National team sports funded by #govt must be free for all

Does @Channel7 still have sub-editors? or have they just farmed all those jobs out to junior interns? #mattywright 'Crock Wrangler'. I suppose we should be grateful there's an 'r' in 'Crock'. Anything is possible at this stage. #news #Channel7 #ausmedia

Hey @HunterWater What happened to your storage level reporting? Website still lists two different totals on different pages - a problem you’ve known about for months AND current storage page hasn’t been updated since 28 April? Time for IPART to start asking questions

Or One big, large, beautiful #canadian dominated continent all connected and enjoying universal #HealthcareForAll better #education higher #lifeexpectancy and a much higher #happiness indicator.

New @Canada showing US states that could #secede to make one big large beautiful #Canadian dominated continent. All connected and enjoying universal #HealthcareForAll better #education & higher life expectancy. They would also become part of the #commonwealth - #letsgooooo

I’m surprised that @Canada hasn’t invited states to #secede and become #canadian. Instead of US adding 1 state they could lose dozens. There’s a petition for #california to join. Add #Oregon #Washington it’s all connected. #MI #MN #WI #VA #IL #MA #NY #PA #VT LETS GOOOOOOO!

Looks like it's time for the mighty #commonwealth countries to rise up together to repress the #Nazi #fascist hordes again. Not sure where this leaves ze pussy-fussey @elonmusk as his home country may rise up against him. #Resist #standtall

I just 14 days, Frump has made #America the most hated nation in the world. "In the past 26 hours, the American national anthem has been booed at: Ottawa Senators game Calgary Flames game Toronto Raptors game Vancouver Canucks game More to come. And it’s totally justified."

It’s only 1 Feb but I think Andy Harper has it in the bag for #football #commentary of the year with “your idea of non-threatening depends on your view - if you’re prawning in Brisbane water you’re in real trouble” @aleaguemen @CCMariners #f3Derby @NewcastleJetsFC #soccer

Firstly - props to @ABCTV for putting their version of #theatre #xmas on but for the love of sweet baby Jesus… do we need everything to be 20% faster than needed? Can we put the emphasis on musical integrity with this bunch of super talented performers and not a time slot?

The US has become an absolute Trumpster Fire. Here's to hoping that there are enough intelligent, caring, decent people left in the USA to hose him out of politics forever and wash that garbage away and start anew. The world is watching.

Hard to watch the political stupidity of @CampbellNewman kicking own goals at the most crucial point in the #qldvotes #election. I bet there are people in the #QLD @LNPQLD comms teams in the fetal position after watching their village idiot destroy their gains in a single post.

We wouldn't have the advancements in medical research & rocket dev if it weren't for the #nazis trying to find new ways to kill people & take over the planet either but I think we can all agree we would have been happy for a slower advance if it meant avoiding the #holocaust

This is a great example of how long it takes to shift opinions. @LiberalAus has been touting their economic prowess for decades but the facts don't support that over the past 20 years. This is the #pendulumeffect in full flight. It has to overcorrect before it rebalances.

Hey @BOM_NSW team. I assume that it's a simple oversight that this view from the shiny new satellite viewer on your website does not include NSW second-largest city @CityNewcastle?

The revelations in @lindareynoldswa defo case that former solicitor @JanetAlbrechtsn received confidential legally privileged info and published about it could impact any future board appt for Janet. Could also impact membership of @AICDirectors #governance #risk #ethics