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skott.

@thoughtsofskott

self proclaimed ketamine king.

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Joined June 2021
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I’m not a dog btw
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About to eat some chili and jerk off!
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Hey gronk what’s the most aero-dynamoc bird
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Never go to the grocery store when you’re on a time crunch
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I’ll figure it out one of these days…
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Ain’t no way Winston just left me on read
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Hey now’s not really a good time, I can feel my clothes on my skin.
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When you don’t have a computer so you lowkey start playing sims in real life and do shit like the dishes or whatever.
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I was chinese in a past life I can just feel it, yknow?
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Horses are like grandpas in a way
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The dudes who sold drugs in high school love working as Amazon delivery drivers
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Old white people hate Mexicans until it’s modelo time
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I once pissed my pant in a mall Santa’s lap and my grandma has put coal in my stocking since and refuses to admit it’s her
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She has never broken the lie about Santa
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For Halloween im gonna be a guy with super stinky farts
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Just liked a post that said: “I just shittmaxxed my pants trying to fartmog someone”
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*A Gay dude struggling to come out of Plato’s closet or something
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I haven’t looked up from my phone once this entire drive home
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Oh yeah
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God if you’re listening please send me some lil fine shit that likes to do laundry
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