sydney assbasket · Oct 29, 2026 · 11:51 AM UTC

sydney assbasket

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sydney assbasket@admiralwils0nOct 29

For Halloween im gonna be a guy with super stinky farts

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Craig The Coon ✝️🦞🇺🇲 · Oct 24, 2026 · 1:36 AM UTC

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Craig The Coon ✝️🦞🇺🇲@tardcraigOct 24

Women hate me and want me to suffer

Image from Craig The Coon ✝️🦞🇺🇲 (@tardcraig)

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sleepy · Sep 20, 2026 · 9:39 PM UTC

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sleepy@honeysufferinSep 20

what abt cheeseburgers & blowjobs

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skott. · Jun 19, 2021 · 6:40 AM UTC

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skott.@thoughtsofskott19 Jun 2021

I’m not a dog btw

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skott. · Jul 28, 2025 · 6:26 AM UTC

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skott.@thoughtsofskott28 Jul 2025

Sometimes I wish I worked fast food so I could make my 14 year old coworkers drink the mop water to hit my cart.

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GREGY · Mar 8, 2025 · 2:39 PM UTC

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GREGY@Gregy_Online8 Mar 2025

putting "good boy" on my resume

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GREGY · Mar 7, 2025 · 12:27 AM UTC

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GREGY@Gregy_Online7 Mar 2025

sorry i was busy being me

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Turgid Verse · Mar 7, 2025 · 12:28 PM UTC

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Turgid Verse

@gullyvuhr7 Mar 2025

Do you think eye doctors say "better or worse?" repeatedly while fucking?

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Rapist loose in the children's eternal rainforest · Mar 6, 2025 · 2:47 PM UTC

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Rapist loose in the children's eternal rainforest@hitlerofsoap6 Mar 2025

Image from Rapist loose in the children's eternal rainforest (@hitlerofsoap)

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5 · Mar 3, 2025 · 5:26 AM UTC

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5@noheartinhim3 Mar 2025

back on my ferb shit ion wanna talk

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ary · Jul 19, 2024 · 7:55 PM UTC

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ary@aryuus19 Jul 2024

when the fuck will i be ok

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Dumb Bandit Capital, LLC · Feb 27, 2025 · 2:25 AM UTC

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Dumb Bandit Capital, LLC@dumbbanditcap27 Feb 2025

1 and a half cups of food ain’t shit I’m out this bitch

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trevy · Feb 26, 2025 · 8:39 PM UTC

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trevy@chillextremist26 Feb 2025

Wish I could vacation here and sip a Mountain Dew code red on the beach with the ghosts of Xbox live

Sigпalpеsтт@signalpestt26 Feb 2025

Zanzibar - Halo 3

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skott. · Sep 3, 2024 · 3:17 AM UTC

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skott.@thoughtsofskott3 Sep 2024

i’m california sober (i beat my wife)

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feral goblin · Feb 24, 2025 · 9:50 PM UTC

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feral goblin@michaelacoletta24 Feb 2025

i’m a lot like dog with a blog

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 · Feb 24, 2025 · 7:08 PM UTC

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪@friedurethra24 Feb 2025

⚜️ WhoDat ⚜️@chiefofwakanda21 Feb 2025

What’s the first pic you recreating when it’s back hot outside?

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Ballington Knowledgeworth · Feb 20, 2025 · 4:27 AM UTC

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Ballington Knowledgeworth@NORTHTOWERCEO20 Feb 2025

If you really loved me you would get a oxycodone prescription for me

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🔎Al🔍 · Feb 20, 2025 · 7:50 AM UTC

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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngle20 Feb 2025

Been giving myself as much head trauma as possible lately - trying to get amnesia so I can unlock my special skill

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Mort · Feb 17, 2025 · 10:10 PM UTC

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Mort@M0rtG0ldman17 Feb 2025

i have sex off beat with KISS playing and i SERIOUSLY do not please her

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Mr. Meat Scraps · Feb 17, 2025 · 11:19 AM UTC

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Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart17 Feb 2025

I'M CONFUSED ABOUT MY GENITALS WHY AIN'T MY PP BIGGER????

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