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me and who?
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Now hiring bartenders for my Seattle sports bar! Qualifications: - Must not be familiar with any sports whatsoever - Must not know any channel numbers - Must not know how to operate a television
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this is so bleak
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My wiggins figure fell and absolutely postered tf outta Eli Manning
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National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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Generational
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This cat named ‘Brünnhilde’ was photographed wearing a suit of armor back in 1936 ⚔️ [via/ AdolphWeidhaa]
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
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"I said I want it because I want to have y'all's back every single time." Not only did Cairo Santos get his redemption after his missed field goal, but he kicked a new career long to help give the @ChicagoBears the win 🔥 @insidethenfl Week 7 Mic'd Up on X
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We welcomed The Good Guy out of his box and into The Fog nearly three years ago, but it's now time for the Chucky Chapter to leave the shelf. On November 24, 2026, the Chapter and its associated content will be removed from in-game and first-party stores. Any content unlocked before that date will remain available to use in-game. To celebrate his time in The Fog, the content of the Chapter will be on sale on all platforms starting on Monday, October 26, giving you a chance to unlock the Character and Cosmetics before they leave the store. F.A.Q. 🔗 dbd.game/48deSn6
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Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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daniel hardy i am quite fond of you
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They’d only deceive you for cheese.
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A 1,000 year 2-4 record.
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When your graphic designer was rejected by his dream art school.
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very funny to have a TV Famous person outshine an Internet Famous person like a thermonuclear bomb, and then for a random person to do the same
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK LMFAOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭
JD Vance greets Bengals players on the way out
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Tyrese Haliburton arrived for the Pacers’ regular season opener in the Triple H jacket from his 2002 return (@Pacers)
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Comic by @/adamtotscomix
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