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@thyknife
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When I was 21 me and my boys were giving each other haircuts over the dorm sink and one balding friend that was really into the cure bent over and caught his scalp glinting in the mirror and said wtf is that! And we all held him and started wailing like those women in midsommer
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let me happen to you
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may@thyknifeOct 29
The bus can sense when you think yourself superior to it and rejects you accordingly . The bus loves me because i am egalitarian and pure of heart
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no i was not "digger". no i was not "red dead redemption 2". i was a cowboy of my own invention. if that's even allowed anymore
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jeffy@retrojeff3Nov 1
overlooking LA on mulholland drive
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If Dune came out today it would be called like A House of Spice and Sand
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theatlantic.com/family/2026/…
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seiya@systole_Oct 29
Making notes app sheep because I’m still sick
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handjob from a maximalist got u like YEEEEEEEOUCH OUCHIE! OUCH!! it’s turning green!! OWWWW!! #WearingLike14RingsAndTheyreAllFromTheThriftStore
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Dune part 3 might get me pregnant
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Lead us not in to penn station
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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I can smell your sad earnestness through your lowercase sentence btw. Stop writing like an abused dog. Take it seriously
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In an effort to view the world with rose tinted romance I failed to realize that 1) the conductor is smoking and 2) I was smelling my own perfume
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Encountered the most bewitching fragrance in the wild today… woman on the tram initially smelled like an ashtray but after a few seconds the scent warmed into a sweet vanilla like a fig leaf…. so confusing and beautiful
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For the past couple of weeks I haven’t been able to get this notion out of my head
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seiya@systole_Oct 20
Saving the hour before sunrise for myself
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Most beautiful group chat ever
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corb@awshuqsJan 19
mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow
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Most of you don't need some sort of bespoke soulmate. You're not very complicated. I'm different in this regard because I'm rather unusual and need to live the erotic life of the artist. To enjoy perfect love. But you should just find someone that's ok and get married
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Mj@f5vedOct 16
I love how serious he is about tuna
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