CPFC ❤️💙 🦅. mainly found swimming for 🍩 being a 🦙 #APSwarrior

West Wickham
Joined October 2009
The calm after the storm #TreeClub
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Can we all maybe just take a chill pill till our number one comes back from injury to see what happens. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Wishing @amygreasby a very happy birthday ❤️💙
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We will roll in it at Selhurst. Can’t get reception anyway 🤭
Points for not going on your phone while at a match? 😮📵 Borussia Dortmund have started an initiative where fans who unlock their phones as infrequently as possible at their stadium will earn points and have the chance to win prizes 🎁
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Lettsssss gooooooooo
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
Clearance item available! Brand new in XXL if anyone would like it? Only asking for £25 which includes shipping (RRP £35).
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
I’d rather the shitty flamethrowers, fireworks and shit music go instead of something that’s been happening for years?
Animal rights group PETA has urged Crystal Palace to retire their American bald eagle mascot Phoenix because it says the matchday experience can leave the bird “frightened, disoriented and panicked” and put spectators at risk theguardian.com/football/202…
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
give yourself the chance to meet someone new. don’t go back to people who experienced your vibe and still didn’t see you as worth keeping.
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
Crystal Palace v MUFC to be played at 2am on the moon in a venue shift for a better TV experience. “We despise football fans who attend football matches in person and want to make that clearer,” said a spokesperson.
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
Added the Benny Hill theme to the “protesters” getting beaten by French police and it’s 100x better.
Le monde entier doit voir ce que fait la police française aux manifestants
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
Monday 19th October 2026 Thought Of The Evening From Morden Station
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
Post Lyon We’ve pulled together the issues that have been reported directly to us and also on X and BBS. We’ll let you know what happens but please bear with us as we will be raising via FSE because we hope this will carry more weight. From what’s been said so far, the issues are generally Lyon/ French police issues not our own club/staff. You can let us know if you feel there is something that isn’t already readily out there that we should include either here or at [email protected] over next 24 hours and we can amend report before we send it off. We’ll also send a copy of our info to the club but imagine they are already well aware of things with staff having been on the ground over there and will likely look at things via their own routes.
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
I’m proud to announce my new baby: a guide through the moral maze of modern football. It’s emotional, irrational, biased and occasionally hazy on facts, so just like a real football fan! See link in bio for details #CPFC
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Seeing a lot of posts…. A condom would have prevented them 🙄
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Wishing @cpfcjc a very happy birthday ❤️💙
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🧜‍♀️Bec🍩 retweeted
I've sat in the same seat at my football team for fifteen years. Chatted to the same guys and look forward to it. I have no idea what any of their names are. Can't ask now can I?
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Wishing one the nicest men ever a very happy birthday @Bacoletplayer ❤️💙
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Wishing @Selhursteagle80 a very happy birthday ❤️💙
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Lyon v Palace ref:
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