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It's my cautionary tale and I'll cry if I want to.

Might As Well Be Alabama, FL
Joined April 2008
Here's Tweet 5000 y'all: I watched 3 hours of Replacements DVDs today so I could spoil the ending: They're the best and still they break up.
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Tim's Returned To Twitter Today, So Rock The Fuck Out! #RTFO Brower Sisters Band - Fish Girl (Good day, @JeffreyBrower1!) youtu.be/NvzvSCo9OTg?si=MUYx…
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And go buy their stunning record on Bandcamp! They continue to grow by leaps and bounds and I am here for it. thebrowersistersband.bandcam…
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For their honeymoon they're hunting each other, starting at opposite sides of a gorgeous private island. Inshallah they find each other.
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I would have dismantled that persons self esteem in a way that got HR involved
Today a coworker said he "challenged himself” to "old school google" something instead of using chat gpt. And that he "used to be really good at googling" and it was "hard" for him cause he "only uses chat gpt now.” He said this out loud in a meeting
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Not exactly raising the flag at Iwo Jima, is it?
We live in the dumbest timeline in history
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i wish night bed was as comfortable as morning bed
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Señor Frog's bachelorette party about to get lit
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Horrifying. I hope he's going to be okay.
Update on Todd. 💙 Aimless Inc.
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Then why didn't you and ol' Big Balls find it then?
The level of fraud is staggering
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Rep Neguse talking to the press the way Democrats should talk to the feckless media. He handled that question spectacularly.
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Congrats ding dong, you've found a novel way to disenfranchise a ton of voters who help elect your preferred candidates.
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Let me up miss, I've had enough. The absolute best tweet about the Replacements ever, maybe the best critical assessment of the Replacements ever.
The gallows humor of "Swinging Party" meets the last-call flourishes of endgame addiction, the Replacements final LP 'All Shook Down' subverts the preachy tedium of the sobriety album while making it clear the party is over. As good as Jackson Browne ever did. Running on empties.
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You haven't been "genuinely curious" a day in your life, lady. But since you asked, the No Kings protest confronted this lunatic Presdent with so many demonstrating in peace that he couldn't bully, that his only defense was to repost an AI video where he shit on protestors.
What will the No Kings protest accomplish today? Genuinely curious.
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Let's keep the No Kings momentum going. It's again time to contact your Reps and Senators and ask them explicitly if they will honor their oath of office to support the Constitution and reject any attempt by Trump to run for a 3rd term in violation of the 22nd Amendment.
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High, Lonesome and Then Some has arrived. Written and recorded with friends at home in Hendersonville, TN, Todd Snider’s fifteenth studio album rises from a long stretch of loss and rebuilding. 🩵 Aimless, Inc.
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Three months later, and it's still true. Fuck ICE, fuck DHS, fuck masked cowards.
Exactly. These ICE slugs never walk into any dangerous environment where anyone might defend themselves. They instead go after the most vulnerable, and the ones who are trying to follow the law. This is why they mask up, so their friends and family don't know they're cowards.
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"I could tell you a dog looks at idiots like me and geniuses like you in the exact same way. It doesn't care how smart you are. And isn't love at its purest the ignorance of someone's stupidity?" This comedian gets his laughs here, but mostly plays it straight. Love his work.
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Yeah, saying "a gang of youths" instead of "a bunch of kids" or even just "kids" is a choice that he made.
Translation: I came to DC, saw Black people having fun, and it terrified me.
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What if Magneto's power was to turn inanimate objects into corn dogs. How would that affect mutant history?
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