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It's my cautionary tale and I'll cry if I want to.

Might As Well Be Alabama, FL
Joined April 2008
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For their honeymoon they're hunting each other, starting at opposite sides of a gorgeous private island. Inshallah they find each other.
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I would have dismantled that persons self esteem in a way that got HR involved
Today a coworker said he "challenged himself” to "old school google" something instead of using chat gpt. And that he "used to be really good at googling" and it was "hard" for him cause he "only uses chat gpt now.” He said this out loud in a meeting
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i wish night bed was as comfortable as morning bed
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Rep Neguse talking to the press the way Democrats should talk to the feckless media. He handled that question spectacularly.
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High, Lonesome and Then Some has arrived. Written and recorded with friends at home in Hendersonville, TN, Todd Snider’s fifteenth studio album rises from a long stretch of loss and rebuilding. 🩵 Aimless, Inc.
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Happy 80th birthday today to the one and only 'Debbie Harry' Photo (c) Christian Rose
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Not all heroes wear capes and whatnot.
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Tim Bishop retweeted
RIP Sly 👑👑
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They’re not behaving as if they’re in a four-year term. They’re behaving as if they’re in an everlasting dictatorship. Are we all clear on this?
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Your periodic reminder that Riley Gaines became a conservative influencer on trans women in sports after she finished 5th in a race, beaten by four women who aren't trans. But she tied for 5th with a trans woman, and that launched her media career. So, here we are.
McMahon: Riley Gaines talked about how hard she trained and competed and then was beaten in her race but she would have clearly won if she had been competing against women
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This… right… here.
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I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. RT if you're with me.
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Go fuck yourself, you soulless fucking ghoul. Don't open your mouth again about President Joe Biden until you've gone and fucked yourself enough to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you. You fucking hack.
Extraordinary timing – according to his spokesman, Biden received this cancer diagnosis on Friday, the same day audio clips of his Robert Hur interview were all over the news
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Jeff Ulbrichs son should prank shedeur one last time
White smoke! The 133 Cardinal electors gathered in the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel have elected the new Pope. He will appear soon at the central window of St. Peter’s Basilica.
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Good morning. Take a breath. We have a long way to go.
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A visionary elegy, Lou Reed’s ‘New York’ posits Manhattan as a test case for an America riven by income inequality, ecological dread and downward mobility. Wise enough to pinpoint unregulated Wall Street as the culprit. Sad enough to recognize it was all avoidable, had we chosen.
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A kinetic update of Creedence's “Fortunate Son”, the Minutemen's “Corona" distills all of the exhilaration and fear endemic to our corrupt time into ten econo lines. “The injustice of our greed /The practice we inherit”. Whitman himself never did better. A perfect American song.
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Card got declined at Taco Bell and they cured my IBS
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How do you cook an elephant? You don't, leave it alone please.
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At once impeccably cool and aggressively unfashionable, Joe Jackson’s “Steppin’ Out” is four minutes of nightmare disco and nightclub jitters which paves the way from ‘Goodbye Yellow Brick Road’ to the Magnetic Fields with brief detours through Motown and Freud. A perfect single.
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