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wrote something on my new journey(ish) open.substack.com/pub/timiom…
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this guy said he doesn’t want to talk too much then proceeds to talk too much 😭
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Unrelated but she Davita is not a Nigerian bah??? Abi?? Inbetween congratulations to them
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idk what to expect from this severance show😭
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Replying to @pmnewsnigeria
The headline of this news story is inaccurate and misleading. WHO has not declared Nigeria Ebola‑free. Nigeria currently has no confirmed case of Ebola following the medical evacuation of the index patient to Switzerland. Health officials are closely monitoring 52 contacts who may have been exposed. Under the International Health Regulations, a country can only be declared Ebola‑free after a 42‑day countdown following the last confirmed case testing negative twice for the virus or, in this situation, after the evacuation of the confirmed case. This period is then followed by heightened surveillance. WHO requests that this headline be retracted and corrected. It is an inaccurate interpretation of the X post made by the WHO Regional Director for Africa. @WHOAFRO
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They’ll be free tattoos and piercings courtesy of @afrotape_app Get tickets here: goodthing.online/events/stra…?
I haven’t actually mentioned this on here. I have a community called The Brunchclub with Rue, and I’m hosting a Halloween edition of one of our events, Strangers to Something on Oct 31st. Costumes are compulsory 🤺 Get tickets here: good.online/events/strangers…
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Actually impressive accomplishment.
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some people are yet to see their salary but there’s me, with 245k left 🫨🫨🫨
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no put my egbon for talk, i take god beg you
Lowkey zlatan guide pass Elumelu but we are not ready for this conversation lol
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An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000). Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000). Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all. The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
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Naija underground trap music EVERY CITIZEN MUST COLLECT CHICKEN PIE!!
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“Seyi’s Father must go! Even if it’s not Obi, even if it’s you, let’s put you! But Seyi’s father should go” 😭😭
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The APC kept pulling down NDC banners in Lagos, so @richone090 became a walking banner. Now they want to pull him down too. We won't let this happen. I've been preparing for my own kidnapping too, since I've been pissing off some people. I must make noise about this. Put these hashtags in the comments! #FreeRilwanOlawale #FreeRilwanNow
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lmfaooo
Tiele Tubbie vs Bournemouth Only 30M. 💎
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You have to move through life knowing you are somebody extraordinary, while also remembering that you are a nobody who knows nothing. The highest levels of consciousness can hold both truths simultaneously.
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🇳🇬🌟 Kelechi Iheanacho is on an incredible run of form. The forward has now scored in 12 consecutive games for Bursaspor. Unstoppable! 💥
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If all else fails, we will outlive you. Every dogma mistakes longevity for immortality. Your institutions will crumble. You will become the superstition of a dark age. We will tell our grandchildren about the cancer that you were & history will do the rest. Time is on our side.
Kaduna, thank you for the overwhelming welcome today as we flagged off our APC 2027 Presidential Campaign. Three years ago, you gave me the privilege of serving as your President. Today, you filled this city again, hundreds of thousands of you from across the North, and I felt the warmth of your support. It was good to return with Vice President Kashim Shettima @officialsksm and our wives to a city that carries so much of our nation’s history. I remembered the founding leaders who gathered here before independence and prayed that Almighty Allah grants them forgiveness and eternal peace. Then I spoke to you plainly, because you have heard enough speeches. My opponents talk about hunger and poverty. I asked the crowd today who created these problems. They did. We are the ones working to eradicate them. The subsidy racket, fraudulent invoices and fuel smuggling are firmly behind us, and there is no going back. We confronted what we inherited with courage and political will, and we are building an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunities for our people. I know the road has been hard. I hear you. Your sacrifices will not be in vain, and I will not rest until the progress we are making is felt in your homes, your businesses and your pockets. Our progressive governors are building roads, hospitals, schools and markets across their states, supported by increased revenues from the reforms we undertook. Salaries are being paid regularly, and development is taking shape. I am proud of what they are delivering for our people. On January 16, 2027, come out with your PVCs and give Vice President Kashim Shettima and me the mandate to finish what we started. Your future is in your hands, and your fingerprints at the ballot will help determine it. Thank you, Governor Uba Sani @ubasanius, for a befitting start to our campaign. Thank you, Kaduna, for standing with us once again. #RenewedHopeInKaduna #TinubuShettima2027 #RenewedHope2.0
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bro rain dey fall and everywhere still hot pieces, what is going on?
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We are proud to announce that the Nigeria Premier Football League table, scores and updates are now live on NoteSphere’s website. notesphere.link/npfl
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