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Joined October 2021
I don't get why people still argue. Career Goals: Ronaldo Career Assists: Messi Total Career G/A: Messi Goals per Game: Messi G/A per game: Messi Hat-tricks: Ronaldo Free-kick goals: Messi Successful dribbles: Messi Chances created: Messi Key passes: Messi International goals: Ronaldo International assists: Messi WC Goals: Messi WC assists: Messi WC Knockout goals: Messi International Trophies: Messi Champions League Goals: Ronaldo Champions League assists: Ronaldo UCL Knockout goals: Ronaldo Champions League trophies: Ronaldo League Trophies: Messi Inter-league adaptability: Ronaldo Domestic cups: Messi Major club trophies: Messi Ballon d'Or: Messi European Golden Boot: Messi Major individual awards: Messi Aerial ability: Ronaldo Playmaking: Messi Football IQ/Vision: Messi Finishing: Ronaldo Career records: Messi Overall prime: Messi Final score: 23-10 And that's before you even get to their head-to-head... 36 meetings: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Messi โ€” 16 wins | 22 goals | 12 assists ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Ronaldo โ€” 11 wins | 21 goals | 1 assist 9 draws. Ronaldo is clearly a GOAT-level candidate and has one of the greatest careers football has ever seen. But Messi's case goes beyond simply counting goals. Scoring. Creating. Dribbling. Playmaking. Trophies. Individual awards. Records. International success. When you put the entire body of work together, Messi has ticked more boxes than anyone else. ๐Ÿ
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In this World, they believe Dr. Lionel Messi has won the Ballon d'Or.
๐Ÿšจ ๐—–๐—ข๐—ก๐—™๐—œ๐—ฅ๐— ๐—˜๐——: In Madrid, they believe Kylian Mbappรฉ has won the Ballon d'Or. In Barcelona, they believe Lamine Yamal has won the Ballon d'Or. In Munich, they believe Harry Kane has won the Ballon d'Or.
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@grok settle this debate 19yr old Messi or. 19yr old Yamal.
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๐Ÿšจ Great players that should've won the Ballon d'Or but never did: โ€ข Xavi: 3rd in 2009, 2010 and 2011, with Messi winning all three โŒ โ€ข Iniesta: 2nd in 2010, the year he scored the World Cup final winner โŒ โ€ข Franck Ribรฉry: 3rd in 2013, won the treble and was named UEFA Player of the Season, but didn't win it โŒ โ€ข Neymar Jr: 3rd in 2015 and 2017, got stuck in Messi and Ronaldo's shadow โŒ โ€ข Thierry Henry: 2nd in 2003 โŒ โ€ข Gianluigi Buffon: 2nd in 2006, after winning the World Cup, beaten by his national team captain and defender, Fabio Cannavaro. โŒ โ€ข Robert Lewandowski: the 2020 award was cancelled after his monster year, then he finished 2nd in 2021 โŒ โ€ข Paolo Maldini: 5 Champions League titles, never won it โŒ โ€ข Diego Maradona: the award was Europe-only until 1995 โŒ Some careers deserved at least a Ballon d'Or and never got one. Who do you think is the biggest snub?
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๐Ÿšจ Great players that should've won the Ballon d'Or but never did: โ€ข Xavi: 3rd in 2009, 2010 and 2011, with Messi winning all three โŒ โ€ข Iniesta: 2nd in 2010, the year he scored the World Cup final winner โŒ โ€ข Franck Ribรฉry: 3rd in 2013, won the treble and was named UEFA Player of the Season, but didn't win it โŒ โ€ข Neymar Jr: 3rd in 2015 and 2017, got stuck in Messi and Ronaldo's shadow โŒ โ€ข Thierry Henry: 2nd in 2003 โŒ โ€ข Gianluigi Buffon: 2nd in 2006, after winning the World Cup, beaten by his national team captain and defender, Fabio Cannavaro. โŒ โ€ข Robert Lewandowski: the 2020 award was cancelled after his monster year, then he finished 2nd in 2021 โŒ โ€ข Paolo Maldini: 5 Champions League titles, never won it โŒ โ€ข Diego Maradona: the award was Europe-only until 1995 โŒ Some careers deserved at least a Ballon d'Or and never got one. Who do you think is the biggest snub?
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What if???
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING : 7 weeks (around 2 months) out for Xavi Espart, club confirms. #FCB ๐Ÿš‘
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: The 2026 Ballon dโ€™Or list has reportedly been leaked! Report has it that Alexander isak has the highest vote on the list beating the likes of Yamal, Mbappe and Kane to win the 2026 Ballon d'or.
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๐ŸšจJUST IN: PFA award winner Nowin Fernandes wonโ€™t be attending the ballon d'or ceremony
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Lionel Messi at 19 was already just one Ballon dโ€™Or away from completing football. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ
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Wow ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Carrick or no Carrick, Man United donโ€™t have a squad that can match Chelseaโ€™s. If our coach is serious this time and doesnโ€™t just sit back waiting for the opposition to make mistakes so we can counterattack, we should win.
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I love it so much when Dr. Leo Messi shows this side of himself to the world. You can't compare anyone to him.
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You can't convince me these are Yamal's or Barcelona fans talking about Messi like this. ๐Ÿ’€
Yamal fans are the closest thing to Ronaldo fans in terms of delusion. The talent is REAL, but the fanbase has already awarded him a career he hasn't had yet. STOP COMPARING YAMAL TO MESSI. ๐Ÿ’€
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He is not better than Militao again ? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s why I laugh when Barca players call Yamal generational. I swear Pep will not bench Prime Pedro for Yamal. This Yamal canโ€™t even play under Messi & Pep with his useless attitude and useless dribbles. Anybody that watched Pedro knew he was direct asf !!!! Pedro doesnโ€™t waste ball
If Lamine played with Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets, Ronaldinho, Eto, Thierry Henry, Dani Alves and the rest He wouldโ€™ve already won a UCL and a Ballon dโ€™Or by now Instead heโ€™s had to endure Kounde, Raphinha, Ferran, Olmo, Araujo, Szczesny and the other clowns Somehow heโ€™s managed to still find his way to the Ballon dโ€™Or top 2 and a UCL semi final with all the dead wood.
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People mistook a clear sarcastic post of mine today about the queen of Barcelona herself. @Bernesse you have been my biggest inspiration on this app and for many more culers or football content creators. I apologise for my unthoughtful post today. Trust me that wasn't intended.
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โ€œLamine Yamal should leave โ€ฆ.Toni Fernandez can play better than himโ€ Our own fan base o๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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POV: You realized you couldโ€™ve had this BEAST for the same money you wasted on two frauds.
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