Dad, husband, entrepreneur, and CTO

Southlake, Texas
Joined March 2009
Imagine sitting down with your friend to play Monopoly and before the first roll of the dice they said "if I lose it's because you cheated".
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The entire tech industry is spending trillions on AI. Meanwhile me...
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The “stolen election” narrative was investigated exhaustively — by allies, opponents, courts, and independent bodies — and didn’t hold up to scrutiny. That’s about as definitive as these things get in a democracy.
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Any country which wants to stop the Trump trade wars need to impose a 10,000% tariff on Tesla cars.
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Any country that wants to stop the Trump trade wars against them only need to impost a 10,000% tariff on Tesla cars.
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My dog ate my homework and then some immigrant ate my dog.
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Hey all, @AutopayDirect is a total scam, stay away. They seem legit but take all your info and then tell you they don’t have any lenders. Meanwhile they have all your info - they are data mining, don’t fall for it. #scam #ScamAlert #scammer
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Politics aside, this is funny.
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I am digging ElasticSearch so much right now. I have use cases galore. @elastic
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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani gets NEW legal news he’s been dreading youtu.be/OGUOFAqn1Wo?si=HeLk… via @YouTube
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The .ai TLD might as well be .spam - I mean come on guys.
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I wish @AmericanAir would just give me miles for the number of minutes delayed rather than miles flown. I would come out ahead.
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Have heard at least a dozen times - today is the anniversary of Katrina. #nolongerafunfact #coneofprobability #hunkerdown
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I so much want to play high stakes poker against Perter’s mom #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor #petersmom
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Dragons tie all time record for points in playoff opener, dragonsportsnetwork.com/News…
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Todd Carter retweeted
This arrived in the mail today. It does feel like a nice accomplishment to author two books in back to back years. Do I dare go for a third in 2020? #sqlserver #sqlserver2019 #azuresql
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