I introduced a young man who walked into the store today and said he was interested in jazz drums. I merely grabbed Timeless and told him to listen to Jack DeJohnette. My work is done.
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Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out
Dear @viasat, your internet still sucks. Can’t wait to change once something else is available.
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Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.
Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”
Hey @viasat I have struggled with your horrendous service for 3 years. And today? Another 2 outages while I watch my ballgame. I am done.
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
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The 2026 Grammys...Proof Jazz is Saving Music youtu.be/ZNp9mstmSv8?si=eNYO… via @YouTube
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Yes, like so many Christians who feel besieged by a wicked culture, I'm grateful to @TPUSA for platforming the God-fearing paragon who brought us hits like "Balls in Your Mouth," "Wax the Booty" and "Cadillac Pussy"
Like most Americans, I’ve enjoyed watching the Super Bowl. But the halftime shows began pushing moral boundaries and have become more and more sexualized. This year, they’re having Bad Bunny perform. The @NFL leadership is pushing this sexualized agenda. Thank you, @TPUSA and @MrsErikaKirk for providing an alternative—“The All-American Halftime Show” with the agenda of celebrating family, faith, and freedom! tpusa.com/live/tpusa-s-all-a…
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THE ZAPPA HOUSE CONCERT captures a private 1996 performance by the @meridianartsens at @frankzappa's Los Angeles home. #newmusic
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Since Trump likes votes about renaming things after him so much, let me ask you all… should we officially rename the Epstein files the “Trump-Epstein files”?
13%Fuck yes
87%FUCK YES IN ALL CAPS
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
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🚨 JUST IN 🚨 - We're hearing Donald Trump may not pardon the Thanksgiving Turkey at the White House this year because the turkey is having trouble raising the two million dollars pardons cost. This is a developing story.
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Replying to @atrupar
We had great transport in the old days. I call them - horses. Great name. Horses. Lasted for centuries. Fuelled by grass. Can you believe it? Grass. I'm signing an executive order. Ditch the presidential limo. Get a cart. And a horse. Maybe two.

















