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Teddy

@toneill92

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Joined February 2010
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#ImWeakFor a girl who will kiss you first :)
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(so horny it feels like an emergency) can I make you a playlist?
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I never want to see his ass in anything but a suit again
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Anthony DiMieri (@anthonydimieri) profile pictureAnthony DiMieri@anthonydimieriOct 29
Looking back four years ago at the launch night of the campaign that inspired the campaign that inspired the world
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DeNiro: "You stupid or what? I told you not to buy anything big. Get it outta here!" Me, in custom Gundam suit: "It's in my mother's name."
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Me rn (haven’t seen the movie)
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They’re calling me stupid. They’re saying I don’t know ball. They’re calling me the biggest April fool
Teddy (@toneill92) profile pictureTeddy@toneill92Jul 23
Replying to @MostCrucified
I appreciate you brother but it remains an open question if that brand of small ball can go the distance in this era
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They just won the World Series and now this ...
Reuters (@Reuters) profile pictureReuters
@ReutersOct 29
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran reut.rs/4zXFDYu
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran

Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran

Top European ​brewers including Anheuser-Busch InBev warned this week that higher costs related to conflict in the Middle East were ‌starting to weigh on profits or would do so in coming months as...

reuters.com
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Teddy@toneill92Jul 15
Down bad with the sickness
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Rhys@OttoPivnerBFAOct 28
HOLMES: I get it. She's sucking dick while her man plays 2K. FIELDER: Yes, but... you realize it's not her MAN'S dick? Right??
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Rare eBay purchase where I actually bought the thing before tragedy/disaster struck instead of after (in contrast to Exxon Valdez/three mile island etc)
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GH HILL (@GHHILL1911) profile pictureGH HILL
@GHHILL1911Oct 27
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Tell her Lula still doin it
₿ruke (@BrukeFasil) profile picture₿ruke
@BrukeFasil22 Oct 2024
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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omg if he actually comes back from down 3-1,,,, LuBron
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 25
Brazilian presidential election 🟥Lula 51.02% (left-wing) [incumbent] 🟦Bolsonaro 48.98% (right-wing) 5.7% reporting Results from The Guardian
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Years ago I ran into a guy at the bar—we had a 5 min convo & he left. Immediately my friend says you are the worst I’ve ever seen in my life at pretending you want to talk to someone. I don’t think you should say that. It’s in my head & now I’m lying worse than ever before.
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Lmao I did hate his ass tho, this might be somewhat isolated
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My daughter described her foot falling asleep as “there is seltzer in my feet”
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NYC’s problem is one of supply (it is the only real city in America) and demand (300,000,000 people live in this country). Imagine if Paris was the only city in Europe where you could feasibly not own a car. It’s honestly a miracle NYC isn’t more broken…
Gay Interrupted (@TwinkTheory) profile pictureGay Interrupted
@TwinkTheoryOct 24
When I moved here in 2013 the west village was for 90 year olds, celebrities, and fifth generation New Yorkers. It was super quiet and was the perfect place to get totally blazed and walk around alone feeling like you were in some gas lamp lit 1800s spooky New York. I’ll never forgive people for making it influencer line culture hell.
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Me and who
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