manic pixie bean girl

i love my man
Joined March 2016
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My favorite genre of image, if you have more below please feel free to add
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Now they fight us on twitter.
Farewell kisses.
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Yo solo le pido a la vida que no me ponga otro hombre más así en la putísima vida.
Mi madre y yo hacemos la compra juntos cada semana y la pagamos a medias. Dividimos el ticket entre dos. Siempre sale en unos 90€, así que yo pongo 45€. Esta semana me pidió 62€. Pensé que se había equivocado, o que había comprado de más para alguna visita. Pero no había venido nadie. Le pedí el ticket en la caja: 124€. Le dije que eso no era lo de siempre y que nadie me había avisado. Ella no discutió. Sacó un bolígrafo, empezó a rodear líneas del ticket una por una y, sin mirarme, me respondió...
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during
How long after sex is it ok to hit the vape
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me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y puso a Jorge el curioso y a su propia hija en su lista de enemigos
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Reminds me of this 😭😭
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Im nonbinary because im half female (favourite colour is pink, artistic hobbies) and half male (narcissistic, likes calling things gay)
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and i love them for that
Gay guys be like: Hey the politician I like won, id better go post my naked body online to celebrate
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Me when my parents yelled at me as a kid
happy to announce that I've decided to become permanently silent and morose
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hey bro wanna come over later n have passionate sex as friends
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person who made this post deleted it but I really liked it so
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boys eat uncrustables to get more bustable girls eat fried chicken to make lies quicken
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are you gonna trick me or treat me right bro
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PUT IT IN THE LOUVRE
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thats actually hilarious i wouldnt even be mad 😭
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Reminds me of this 😭😭
First time a nigga smack you do be unbelievable tho like wait it’s me your gf
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NEVER dating an only child ever again. only elder brothers they're always the sweetest even when they're bitches
my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
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