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Leicester
Joined September 2011
news announcement read by Mr New Vegas right before playing “Johnny Guitar” again
Workers found a wasp nest with a radiation level 10 times what is allowed by federal regulations at a South Carolina nuclear facility, but no wasps were found huffpost.com/entry/radioacti…
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cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
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This was a very good scene.
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All of these just happened to me
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The mad bastards have only gone and done it
Today is the day! It finally happened! 🎉🎉
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tom brewin retweeted
Today is the day! It finally happened! 🎉🎉
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You can fuck up big time letting someone know you have a printer
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"You're coworkers aren't your friends." You're right they are your comrads, and it's time to unionize
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Instead of Turkish delight she gives Edmund ketamine
Charli XCX is being eyed to play the White Witch in Greta Gerwig’s Narnia movie on Netflix, DEADLINE reports.
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i know every lyric, ive heard this hundreds if not thousands of times and i never DREAMED this is what he looked like.
"Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)" is a 1995 hit single by Scatman John
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if they abolish OSHA i will use the forklift for evil
BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."
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My stupid fucking cat: Ohhh I’m gonna eat up all your butter now on the counter you left there by accident Ohhh yum yum yum all your butter
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Bro looks like kiryu learning about phones after 10 years in the slammer
Elvis Presley at home at Graceland, 1960
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i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand
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it's ok bro you can meow. let it out. you're nyanchalant. its okay
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Another shitty American remake of a cancelled British program
🚨 NEW: Donald Trump's team is considering deporting illegal migrants to Rwanda [@kateferguson4]
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The Mormon obsession with missionary is bizarre. Sure it's a fine position but sometimes you need to get ridden
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