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secretary of low energy

too much sunshine
Joined May 2008
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Hello to those I've met recently. Can't say I'm that interesting or accomplished, but in the words of noted DDR artist Pitbull, I'll try to have a good time 'til my time's up.
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tpot 1 was crazy
My actual prediction is not that you're going to get tired of winning. When TPOT runs the government (2025), you're going to honestly get so used to winning you don't even notice it anymore.
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we can't do "it's not my job to educate you" this go around, woke 3.0 we are all volunteer teachers
I walked the Trump rally line to listen, not make assumptions. I talked with voters, asked questions and heard what matters to them. When I'm elected, I'll represent all 82 counties and every Mississippian, no matter who they voted for. That's what being your senator means. #MississippiMatters
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Halo composer Marty O'Donnell had Trump's backing in Nevada's 3rd Congressional district but was blown out by the incumbent in a victory 5x bigger than the one she eked out in 2024. Then her staff posted this after winning.
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Greg Abbott, where he going Chuck?
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Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over
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Cryptocurrency was invented by anarcho-capitalists to undermine government authority, and all it's ever done is prop up the North Korean regime at the expense of western hospitals.
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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flight attendant: is anyone on this flight a lifelong dilettante? we need someone who just dabbles with a bit of everything right now
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a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream
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Eventually Apple is gonna run out of beautiful places in California to name their OS after, and in 2080 we'll have macOS Bakersfield
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Sam Altman says an almond produced in California uses more water than 38,000 ChatGPT queries
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doctor: what brings you here today? me: my uber hahaha doctor: (writing in chart) autistic and not sexually active
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I think we’ve been sleeping on Clear Lake, Iowa what a city
I think we’ve all been sleeping on Paris what a city
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cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools
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“lock in” ? no thanks . I am already “locked in” my own body as a prison that punishes me for being alive
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I hate being old
Still curious why the rooms at Apple Developer Center in Cupertino are named after animals 🐯
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do you want to hang out after twitter
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me going to a coffee shop: what if one book isnt enough? i should also bring my laptop.. and my ipad. just in case. me at the coffee shop: scrolling twitter on my phone for 3 hours
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just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward
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No fruits and veggies and we should all drink Diet Coke all day. Nature is healing itself
Doctors prescribed a 63 year-old woman 1.5 liters of Diet Coke a day after her Ozempic use contributed to a rare stomach mass. Two days later, her pain was gone, and the blockage had completely dissolved no surgery required; Diet Coke pulled off the miracle.
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