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When I was a kid, my grandma would beg me to dance w her to the Temptations. You know how it is when you young and you just like “nahhhh”, all sour and shit. I’d do it v reluctantly. Tonight, at my uncles wedding, I requested Stay x Temptations, and asked her to dance. True joy.
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stay still im sniffing u
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Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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When does Chicago get its Mamdani
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People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.
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The head scratch after making a mistake amid so fucking funny
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When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.
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You ever been to an event and you busted cause you just popped by but they taking photos and you’re like oh nooooooo!
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CATHERINE O’HARA!!!!!! 😞
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I miss my grandma so much
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When I was a kid, my grandma would beg me to dance w her to the Temptations. You know how it is when you young and you just like “nahhhh”, all sour and shit. I’d do it v reluctantly. Tonight, at my uncles wedding, I requested Stay x Temptations, and asked her to dance. True joy.
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My grandma always hooks it up with the BBQ.
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My grandma loves a good clearance. She keeps telling me about this candle that was $20 but then marked down 70% but then she got a discount on top of that so she only paid $1.80. She's so excited about it, I love her so much.
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My grandma talking about pullin up on some bitch that owe her $900
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My grandma in response to me saying I don’t take baths: you know how you soak your dishes? You gotta soak that ass.
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My recession indicator is that I have to use sour cream in my eggs instead of crème fraîche
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16 years ago, the cast of 'Gossip Girl' exposed each other at Thanksgiving dinner while 'Whatcha Say' by Jason Derulo played.
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Me tweeting my audience
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Top watches: Wishmaster Leprechaun 4 Stir of Echoes Slither
As someone who didn’t grow up with any traditions, I think they are truly invaluable. The one tradition I’ve had and still practice today is watching horror films during October. I hope to keep doing this for as long as I’m able and to share with those of equal heart 🎃🎃🎃🎃
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