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SAHD living in WV by way of HTX-ID-ATX-WA-MT. #GoCoogs Editor-in-Chief @ordinarytimemag. Got something to say? Click the envelope above and let me know.

Mudfort, WV
Joined June 2009
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There used to be these things called honor and accountability.
The James Madison fan who said he'd eat the poop if the Dukes lost to App State has deleted his account. WOW
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AI generated text has a flattening effect on communication that I do not like. It makes everyone sound the same. When everyone sounds the same, you don't really know what other people are thinking because it's not clear that they even are.
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Replying to @btharris93
I humbly submit...
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That's an amazing stat.
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Especially white folks with an accent. – at Shenandoah Junction, WV
Old people who were Republicans voting for Dems is XXX-rated lib porn.
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Underrated Marriage hacks: •No hot nannies. •Keep location sharing on. •Know each other's passwords. •No opposite-sex jujitsu coaches. •No opposite-sex personal trainers. •Ignore your kids once a week & do date nights. • No private DMs or solo lunches with the opposite sex. •Spouse gets veto power on close friends and plans. Keep God in the center, pray together, laugh together & choose each other daily.
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(Pretty much none of these should be necessary. Sharing location and passwords is a good idea for other reasons, though. And boundaries are good.)
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I was a little bummed when I realized that we had the week off and wouldn't get to play Cincinnati *right after* their landmark win against Tech.
Six days ago, UCF beat No. 2 BYU. Five days ago, Baylor fired its coach. Tonight, Baylor leads UCF by 14 and the Knights have 7 yards of offense on 11 plays.
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My wife has a very important medical test tomorrow. For those inclined towards prayer, it would be appreciated. (Err, a medical test as a patient, I mean. Not a doctor exam.)
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Update: The hospital that has the applicable records cannot be bothered to send them over, so they can't do the test.
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New appt is 11/12.
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My favorite one is the show that opened with a scene that had a decapitated goat's head that warned viewers about the tobacco but not the decapitated goat head.
Thank you Netflix for warning me this 18-part documentary about serial killers also has scenes with smoking
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The problem with trying to draw comparisons between Zohran and Abdul is that Zohran comes off as really nice and approachable and Abdul comes off as a giant douchebag.
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I, too, forget to label things sometimes.
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Thats a bad poll with bad crosstabs. Disregard
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I've long said the best way to tell if someone has ADHD or genuine lateness problem or whether it's just indifference to others is whether it happens when they are the primary one being inconvenienced.
Replying to @lizisamused
I think a lot of it is that they don't see it when it's not inconveniencing others, so they see it as someone that is used to explain inconvenience to others instead of the thing that hurts the person who has it.
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The glass courts were a cool idea that didn't pan out. When you try cool ideas, sometimes they aren't going to pan out. That's the cost of trying cool ideas. My only issue with the Monster patch is the green.
Absolutely terrible news! Glass courts, Monster & Ireland were kinda dumb but literally everything else he’s done has been the savior of our conference. I bleed Big 12 to the core and Yormark is the best commissioner we’ve ever had by far!
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