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The Redheaded Troublemaker retweeted
Ok all my friends. Go and give candy some love and support @MWCMWCandy
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American shows a daycare in Lakewood Washington called ‘Growing Tots childcare’ has been “Coming soon” for 3 years
“Never seen 1 kid, obviously”
If you Google this daycare it says it’s open and has business hours and even has fake reviews from people saying their kids go there
The Redheaded Troublemaker retweeted
I will always support the deportation of violent criminals who threaten public safety. But immigration enforcement must also be lawful, targeted, and humane.
This holiday season, tens of thousands of people are being held in ICE detention facilities.
Multiple government reports, court filings, and congressional oversight visits have documented serious concerns about overcrowding, medical care, and detainees’ ability to communicate with their families. Important questions remain unanswered about conditions of confinement and whether basic rights are being consistently protected.
Publicly available government data and independent analyses show that the majority of people being taken into ICE custody do not have criminal convictions. Many have lived in the United States for years, worked, raised families, and contributed to their communities. Nationally, analyses of ICE detention data indicate that roughly 73% of detainees have no criminal record, while about 5% have been convicted of violent offenses.
Good immigration policy must be grounded in two principles: security and humanity. We can enforce the law and remove violent criminals while still upholding due process, human dignity, and America’s core values.
That balance is worth reflecting on this Christmas.
The Redheaded Troublemaker retweeted
They robbed us blind
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House Republicans just passed their so-called health care plan.
This bill fails to lower health care costs before the end of the year.
There is only one real solution: Extend the Affordable Care Act tax credits.
The Redheaded Troublemaker retweeted
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...
12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR. It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life. You are already regretting this decision.
12:06 pm: You eat a handful of chips, It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life.
12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted crap in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser.
Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.
12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1...
12:58 pm: Sweet Mary, mother of God...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The crap/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down.
Is that blood?
False alarm.
That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your butthole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid fart as it gurgled out of your butt.
1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have crapped out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your butt now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.
You're now curled up in the bathtub crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats.
You meet Jesus.
8:37 pm: You're broken.
Your butthole is broken.
Your spirit's broken.
Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have and you're going to run up to Walmart with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it.
The Redheaded Troublemaker retweeted
🚨AS FOUND IN THE UK🚨
CARBON SCORES ON SANDWICHES!!!
"Eating this uses 8.1% of your Daily Dietary Carbon Allowance"
HOW LONG UNTIL THEY TIE THIS TO DIGITAL ID?
Pay close attention Canada.
THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT HERE.
The Redheaded Troublemaker retweeted
I blame every democrat for this. You let them all in. And forced us to be the bad guys to cleanup your fucking mess.
The Redheaded Troublemaker retweeted
Tonight is actually my first whole evening home alone since my husband died two weeks ago, so I’m working my way through a bottle of chocolate crown, a bag of chocolate chip cookies and a box of tissues.
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96.6% English to 15.3% English in 65 years.
Is there a term to describe this? 🤔
The London Borough of Newham has transformed from 96.6% White British in 1961 to just 15.3% White British today.
All parts of London have seen their White British populations collapse.
Credit to @juice8882
The Redheaded Troublemaker retweeted
Dearbornistan is attempting to force Sharia.
We must pass the No Sharia Act to preserve America.
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🚨 BREAKING: Displaying the British flag in the UK could lead to 'debanking,' warns top political strategist.
Your bank account may be closed, and future applications could be denied.
Britain is rapidly declining.
