Lovescape (@trylovescape)

Every scandal gets a memecoin by lunch. This one got a domain. CA: horny.ceo (Not a coin. Better.)

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Lovescape · Nov 11, 2026 · 3:12 PM UTC

@trylovescape11h

Dear @JensenHuang, Next time, just use horny.ceo. Respectfully, — The Lovescape team

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Valuetainment

@valuetainment13h

JUST IN: Nvidia has lost more than $1.7 trillion in value.

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Lovescape · Nov 11, 2026 · 10:44 AM UTC

@trylovescape15h

every girl who ever did the tiny d#ck pinch at you was being generous.

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@RoundtableSpaceNov 11

Fable 5.2 made a 3D film that uses Zeno’s paradox to explain why your fingers never truly touch.

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Lovescape · Nov 11, 2026 · 10:21 AM UTC

@trylovescape16h

this was 100% made for @JensenHuang nice job @FromSummerF 🤌

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@FromSummerFNov 10

早上好 ☕ 美女角色三视图

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Lovescape · Nov 11, 2026 · 10:02 AM UTC

@trylovescape16h

"cloth simulation" yeah, right @megyo9 👀

Ueda

@megyo9Nov 10

Fable5.2は物理シミュレーションが得意なのかなと思って、布シミュレーションを試してる

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 10:25 PM UTC

One of you will be getting GTA VI from us. Details soon. PS5 or Xbox? Drop it in the comments.

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 4:42 PM UTC

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 4:12 PM UTC

horny.ceo is the only ceo you can sleep with and still not get a 5080

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Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleykerNov 9

it's crazy that the only way to get a RTX 5080 is by sleeping with Jensen Huang

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 3:37 PM UTC

step 1: does she have a body. if not, you're on horny.ceo and you're fine

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Pix🔎

@PixBuildsNov 9

How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Spy:

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 3:16 PM UTC

could've had this chat on horny.ceo for free and the stock would still be up

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Pleometric

@pleometricNov 9

This chat costs $230 billion

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 3:10 PM UTC

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Jameson Zaballos

@JamesonZaballosNov 9

Don't worry guys, this is the NVIDIA board the former Taco Bell President is helping to investigate Jensen Huang

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 2:15 PM UTC

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cha

@charismachaaNov 10

I am NOT a Chinese spy.

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:37 PM UTC

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 12:17 PM UTC

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 11:49 AM UTC

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HOOD

@StreetSoulNov 10

Media reports say Nvidia is facing major problems: a Huang scandal, lawsuits, falling stock prices, and a board investigation. The AI Revolution. Expectation: Robots replace humans, nobody has to work, universal basic income, a happy future. Reality: A guy couldn't keep it in his pants and stuck his dick in an Asian woman. Everything collapsed.

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 11:09 AM UTC

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大美Una

@CryptoUnaaNov 9

I am NOT a Chinese spy.

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 10:44 AM UTC

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Catherine Chan

@catwychanNov 10

If you haven’t been approached by a hot Chinese spy that means you haven’t made it in AI.

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 10:32 AM UTC

🗞️ BREAKING NEWS @onchainmeow is a Chinese spy! Stay safe, horny.ceo(s)!

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Kitty

@onchainmeowNov 9

I am NOT a Chinese spy

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 10:27 AM UTC

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naiive

@naiivememeNov 9

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Lovescape · Nov 10, 2026 · 10:08 AM UTC

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