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NatSec/Pentagon Reporter for GOOP

Joined December 2008
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came here to find this
New Billy Joel song is great but I think this is a Blackstar / You Want It Darker situation
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Crazy to come back here and see it’s still kicking lmao
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Scary how easy it was to leave for the other app (tommyoblivion over there) by just moving this out of the dock and off my main app page lol. gonna straight up delete it soon. the other place has all the good jokes of old and people are finally starting to stop posting Elon
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Alright think I’m finally gone move this from the bottom of my phone with the good apps and replace it with the sky one. tommyoblivion over there
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If I was in marketing or consulting my whole thign would be “we are not using AI”. people first or whatever
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Noooo lost my 42 day connections streak
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
everyones excited for wicked
You've heard of Now get ready for
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
I get why people leave this place, but for me, this is the only place online that captures the feeling of working for a restaurant or bar that’s financially unraveling and most of the employees kind hate each other. that’s a foundational human experience
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on the one hand it’s kind of funny I named my daughter after Uma thurman’s character in kill bill on the other hand I really kind of nailed it
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[five year old daughter] I wanna keep on farting at the fart pony club
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
people aren’t happy just being racist anymore. they’ve also gotta believe a bunch of stupid shit about nutrition
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[melancholically] mister worldwide
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the problem with young men these days is that they aren’t funny or cool with the lines
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
it really cannot be overstated how important it is to be thirty years younger than the guy you’re fighting
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