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NatSec/Pentagon Reporter for GOOP

Joined December 2008
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
everyones excited for wicked
You've heard of Now get ready for
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
I get why people leave this place, but for me, this is the only place online that captures the feeling of working for a restaurant or bar that’s financially unraveling and most of the employees kind hate each other. that’s a foundational human experience
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
people aren’t happy just being racist anymore. they’ve also gotta believe a bunch of stupid shit about nutrition
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
it really cannot be overstated how important it is to be thirty years younger than the guy you’re fighting
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
MISSED CONNECTION: we were playing pickup basketball and I was wide open for a corner three but you drove and did this weird floater that bricked badly
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
It's so funny Netflix can't do live sports, something NBC has been doing since the 1950s
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
Watching the 58 year old box
This is a real What Was I Expecting type moment
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
this is like watching the trump-biden debate all over again
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
Tyson moving like DeNiro in The Irishman
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
i really don't want to watch this but i have a medical need to see jake paul get his ass beat
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Wow the worst possible suggestion out of a whole host of awful suggestions: democrats I underestimated your fuck up game
New: Rahm Emanuel is weighing a bid for DNC chair, 3 ppl with knowledge tell Axios. Axelrod has been an early booster this week. axios.com/2024/11/15/rahm-em…
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
These guys look like two Dr. Seuss characters
BREAKING: John Bolton calls Trump’s nomination of Matt Gaetz ‘the worst nomination for a Cabinet position in American history.’
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
Love this Netflix poster for Casino that makes it look like a heartwarming comedy about two retirees who go to Vegas for one last wild weekend and find out sometimes the house doesn’t always win!
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
Hey man Mrs. Lincoln just got back from the play. I don't think it was very good. She's screaming
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
Been banging this drum, but the liberal of 2017-2020 had Watergate mindset: Surely, this or that scandal will be the one that takes down Trump. None of them think this anymore, so they are going to have a lot of free time to read (ideally) books about progressive rock.
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
my all time favorite beef escalation is when Rousseau called the theater immoral and Voltaire, France’s leading dramatist at the time, said yeah well how about that time you abandoned your 5 kids and left them to die
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
In honor of Doug Burgum's nomination, re-upping this post.
Trump, this morning, introducing his Secretary of the Interior: "He loves the Interior."
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
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tom “boris” o’blivion retweeted
The fact that someone from The Onion had to have a meeting with the Sandy Hook families and go “I’m sorry for your loss but do you guys want to do something really funny” is the wildest part of the InfoWars purchase
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