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Worships cats, talks with thinking sand, oddball, proud anti-fascist, agender, they pronouns. @lambdaknight.🟦☁️.social Avatar by @SpaceLizart

Colorado, USA
Joined July 2007
Replying to @BreachWizards
I did a “Tactical Breach Wizards cosplay” in like 2010-ish 😂 A few remnants of that costume
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Replying to @Pentadact
@Pentadact As a former spec-ops wizard, thank you for telling our story 🧡
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Replying to @StarWalk
Regarding this one, Ceres is classified as a dwarf planet and was once considered a planet before we realized how many objects were in the asteroid belt, so Ceres is also correct.
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Exhibit A: Ian Miles Cheong in 2009 calling US Border Security “jack-booted thugs”. Tell me, Sol, does being Muskrat’s sycophantic little goblin give you satisfaction in life? Or is this just another barely disguised grift like everything else you did?
I’m glad shooting cops in Cyberpunk 2077 is completely optional. Never finished GTA5 either.
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Ian Miles Cheong has written up to 255 Gameranx articles covering GTA V, including descriptions of personally killing or evading (virtual) police in game's singleplayer mode. gameranx.com/?s=ian%20miles… gameranx.com/features/id/17… gameranx.com/updates/id/289… gameranx.com/features/id/17…
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Replying to @KyleClark
@KyleClark Don’t knock kilts until you try them!
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk You did it, Musky! Sub-10 microparsec tolerances!
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Thanks @SpaceLizart for the amazing art! 💖💖
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Replying to @suchnerve
I solved this problem by not being attractive!
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