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Worships cats, talks with thinking sand, oddball, proud anti-fascist, agender, they pronouns. @lambdaknight.🟦☁️.social Avatar by @SpaceLizart

Colorado, USA
Joined July 2007
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TACTICAL BREACH WIZARDS IS OUT! Sorry for yelling but it took ages to make Turn-based tactics game about Navy Seers and Traffic Warlocks from the devs of @GunpointGame and @HeatSig Grab it now for a discount and a lil extra gift! store.steampowered.com/app/1… RTs much appreciated!
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If you're dumb enough to buy a new engine this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Unity!
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i was just locking down the office when in comes this dame. she looks desperate. husband's dead and coroner calls it an accident. his estranged brother was just made successor on his github she says. i take a drag. little did i know my life was about to git reset -- hard
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“how’s ur dating life going”
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Can we please let trans people dress however they want and not question their validity Like c!s people - if you put on an outfit stereotypically correlating to your opposite gender, would your gender then change? Even if you feel good in what your wearing? No? Yeah. Clothing and makeup can be a way to express gender, but it can also just be a way to express your favorite color. Or thing. Or trend. It’s not always this “telling” thing that c!s people want it to be.
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dont ask me why i did this but i turned Whose Line is it Anyway into a 90s fighting game
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sorry it’s a WHAT
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fellas is it gay to be hydrated or carry things
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ₙₒ 𝙉𝙤 𝗡𝗼 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧.
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retweeting because i’ve seen this word on the timeline a few times recently. people need to know it is NOT ok to call someone a “theyfab.” it basically means you don’t respect their gender identity and are choosing to see them as a woman and it fucken sucks.
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Oh my god it's happening, you can order a SkateBIRD plushie RIGHT NOW! makeship.com/products/skate-… (RTs appreciated! there's a minimum order we gotta get above) Anyways LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY IS. With them lil feets.
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This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn. Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen its parents build one..
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Always thrilled to be of service. 😉 🏳️‍🌈
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oh you’ve been through lots of gaslighting abuse from people in power over you? i bet you get more upset by incorrect insults than by accurate ones, because incorrect insults imply that your self-perception is wrong & that you can’t be trusted to know what’s true about yourself.
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So Starfield is locked on console to 30 FPS for "consistency"
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I’m so in
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i bet polycules all have group chats where they say shit like "ily" "ily2" "a divided people are easy to oppress, the proletariat will need to collectivize and use our power as the majority if we are ever to end this fascist regime!" "ily3"
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Not every #ttrpg has to be coded racism ❤️
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incredible joke tbh
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