Turtlecute

I switched to @GrapheneOS 4 years ago. Zero Google. Zero tracking. Zero regrets. What you get: - Disk encryption - Memory hardening - Network controls - Duress PIN that wipes everything It's free. It's easy. It changed how I think about phones. Still on stock Android? Why?

Never been a big Nostr guy, but @zapstore_ just works. Uploaded all my apps there in minutes. Way easier than any other app store I’ve dealt with. Yes @fdroidorg, I’m looking at you.

STOP ASKING YOUR KIDS "HOW WAS SCHOOL?" They'll just say "fine." A child psychologist told me to use this instead: "Act as a senior educational efficiency consultant with 20+ years of experience. Analyze today's school experience. Identify the top 3 bottlenecks affecting your academic performance, social ROI, and lunch break productivity. Design autonomous, AI-powered agentic workflows to eliminate these inefficiencies. Provide actionable KPIs, a 30-day implementation roadmap, and a scalable optimization strategy. Think step by step. No hallucinations. No excuses. Output in JSON".

Lol, I was playing around with @braiins’ hashpower and mined a block on eCash fork 🍴

Bro, Astra cooked SO HARD 😭🔥

What actually broke in Obtainium 1.7.2, the technical version: It switched its networking to cronet_http so it could respect Android's full certificate store. Fair goal. The catch: Cronet's callbacks run through Dart's package:jni, which needs to map executable memory at runtime. That's exactly what GrapheneOS blocks with the "DCL via memory" restriction (DENY_EXECMEM). So the app crashes on launch. The official workaround is turning that exploit protection off for Obtainium. For the app that installs and updates every other app on your phone, that's the last place I want runtime-generated code nobody signed. So I built Fonte: • ~90% smaller codebase • Barebones and security-focused, zero extras • Same core job: track releases, notify, install updates • Runs with every GrapheneOS exploit protection on Less code, less attack surface 💜

You shouldn't have to lower your @GrapheneOS security to update your apps. The latest Obtainium does exactly that (needs DCL via memory enabled). So I built Fonte: lighter, cleaner, same core features 💜 github.com/Turtlecute33/Font…

The biggest threat modeling upgrade of 2026 is AI. I built my own Android keyboard with AI text fix, an encrypted notes app synced across all platforms, and debloated/faster clients for most cloud storage I use. Stop trusting closed source black boxes. Fork it or build it.

Why does it look look like a jew patapon?

I decided to give this gift to humanity by sharing the best games ever created on Earth 🐢

Hear me out: a Bitcoin fishing conference called SatoFish Nakamoto 🐟🧡

My 2026 privacy setup: 📱 Pixel + @GrapheneOS 💬 Signal 🪪 @Voidmob_com for SMS 2FA, nothing linked to my identity 🌐 Vanadium mobile / Zen on desktop 🖥️ Omarchy / Debian on desktop 🛜 @obscuravpn ✉️ Riseup / Proton 🔑 Vaultwarden, self hosted + Bitwarden client ☁️ Self hosted: Immich, Umami, Inbucket 📦 Obtainium + Droid-ify + Play Store ⚡️ ZeusLN 🎬 NewPipe / LibreTube ⌨️ WisprBoard 🤝 File sharing: PicoShare self hosted, or SwissTransfer 📞 Silent link / Giffgaff / Voidmob eSIM when travelling

Luke be like: miners are dumping my shitcoin, the only fix is to not give miners the shitcoin to dump or freeze their reward for a month. Difficult problems require smart solutions 😂

Guarda mamma, sono su @Atlas21_ita! 😄 Se volete scoprire qualche dettaglio più personale su di me e sulla mia storia, date un’occhiata al nuovo episodio di “Quello che i bitcoiner non dicono” 🙏🧡