The male urge att KY-utbilda sig till nåt extremt smalt hantverkaryrke, typ värmesystemstekniker, köra runt i skåpbil till olika kommunhus, stå med händerna i sidorna och humma framför ett element i fyra timmar, säga ”det är nog nåt med givaren, äta dagens och fakturera 11 800kr
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Imagine being a teenage girl and this thing approaches you with clenched fists talking about how he was in a movie ~50 years ago and wants to take you out sometime.
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doctor: what brings you here today?
me: my uber hahaha
doctor: (writing in chart) autistic and not sexually active
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When you get along with North Korea but not Canada, maybe the problem isn’t Canada.
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Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”




































