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Ronaldo retires and UEFA eliminates the statpadding format… #UEFAprincess
“Who eats the most” and the answer is Luke fucking Shaw
🚨Bruno Fernandes takes quick-fire questions about Manchester United:
🗣️ Reporter: Best coach you've ever had?
Bruno: "At Manchester United or in my career?"
🗣️Reporter: Manchester United.
Bruno: "I'd say Erik ten Hag. He was very good."
🗣️Reporter: Who's the first player to arrive at training?
Bruno: "I think it's Dalot. That guy doesn't sleep!"(Laughs)
🗣️ Reporter: Who's the funniest in the squad?
Bruno: "Amad, Dorgu and sometimes Heaton. They can make everyone laugh."
🗣️Reporter: Who's the most focused?
Bruno: "I'd say me, Mainoo and Rashy. We're usually very serious when it comes to our work."
🗣️Reporter: Who has the best fashion sense?
Bruno: "I think Mainoo and Rashy"
🗣️ Reporter: Who spends the most time in the gym?
Bruno: "De Ligt, Martínez and Dalot. They love the gym."
🗣️Reporter: Who eats the most?
Bruno: "Luke Shaw, I guess. He's always eating pizza!"
🗣️Reporter: Who complains the most during training?
Bruno: "Probably me! I complain when things aren't done properly. But that's because I always want us to improve."
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URhadebe has a way of articulating issues and stay above petty politics. This is the kind of sobriety we need in our leaders.
People on here often genuinely struggle to hold 2 parallel thoughts at the same time I don’t even think they’re being dishonest. It’s the most common issue in most topics along with performative morality



























