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I feel so sorry for those that only get to see this via YouTube comps. We were watching this shit live, man. We feasted.
Lionel Messi - 2010/2011
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It’s been a rough couple of months ngl
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Mauricio Pochettino went to Luke Shaw’s house to make sure he wasn’t eating Pizza. 😭😭
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Mauricio Pochettino went to Luke Shaw’s house to make sure he wasn’t eating Pizza. 😭😭
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You don’t hate socialism. You hate the version that was explained to you by someone who owns 4 houses and 3 yachts
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Ronaldo retires and UEFA eliminates the statpadding format… #UEFAprincess
❌ Matches like these will not be possible in European football from 2028 onwards. UEFA is totally revamping their qualifying format for 🌐 World Cups and 🇪🇺 EUROs. We did a 6-minute video explaining how it will all work, the link is in the post below. 👇
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“Who eats the most” and the answer is Luke fucking Shaw
🚨Bruno Fernandes takes quick-fire questions about Manchester United: 🗣️ Reporter: Best coach you've ever had? Bruno: "At Manchester United or in my career?" 🗣️Reporter: Manchester United. Bruno: "I'd say Erik ten Hag. He was very good." 🗣️Reporter: Who's the first player to arrive at training? Bruno: "I think it's Dalot. That guy doesn't sleep!"(Laughs) 🗣️ Reporter: Who's the funniest in the squad? Bruno: "Amad, Dorgu and sometimes Heaton. They can make everyone laugh." 🗣️Reporter: Who's the most focused? Bruno: "I'd say me, Mainoo and Rashy. We're usually very serious when it comes to our work." 🗣️Reporter: Who has the best fashion sense? Bruno: "I think Mainoo and Rashy" 🗣️ Reporter: Who spends the most time in the gym? Bruno: "De Ligt, Martínez and Dalot. They love the gym." 🗣️Reporter: Who eats the most? Bruno: "Luke Shaw, I guess. He's always eating pizza!" 🗣️Reporter: Who complains the most during training? Bruno: "Probably me! I complain when things aren't done properly. But that's because I always want us to improve."
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Do you know how many calories you have to eat as an athlete to be fat. Nx
You’ll think you’re not fatphobic and then Shaw gallops on for your football club. nx. 2026.
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🚨💣 BREAKING: MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE SACKED MICHAEL CARRICK WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
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It’s unfortunate that the EFF’s ceiling will always be the CIC’s ego.
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Disturbing realisation.
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True, it’s a tactic to introduce Christian Nationalism as an ideology in South Africa
the rising anti-muslim / anti-hindu sentiment in south africa is soo boring omg
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Eish, I think she did the right thing because suffering in silence makes room for more victims in the future
Tatjana could’ve retired ngl
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He’s actually special 😭
No.2 has been cracking me up for hours😹 Unai Emery has been on a generational run lately 😂🤣
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URhadebe has a way of articulating issues and stay above petty politics. This is the kind of sobriety we need in our leaders.
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It is very possible to call out iracism yamandiya against black people while refusing to accept the use of anti-indian slurs at the same time. There is no contradiction in that.
These are the people you guys unleash your best English to defend when others call them makula
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People on here often genuinely struggle to hold 2 parallel thoughts at the same time I don’t even think they’re being dishonest. It’s the most common issue in most topics along with performative morality
you guys are not being honest about the Tatjana Smith situation.
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1. The department absolutely failed her and backed her and her career into a corner. 2. Having a way out of said corner (dual citizenship) is a privilege afforded to her bc of her whiteness but is not necessarily of her own doing. She was forced. Its her livelihood at stake
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I swear we learn something new about apartheid every day
This is why we have Black people who still call themselves coloured even though they always not mixed race at all in SA. Makhathini became McCarthy, Mthimkhulu became Grootboom etc.
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Man Utd Ronaldo was so cool icl.
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